Archive for the ‘Sexy’ Category

 

The ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ takes place every January and its popularity has only grown since the inaugural ride in 2002. Thousands of people participate from around the world and shed their pants for a few subway stops despite the frigid winter temperatures. This year was no different as NYC was going through one of the coldest weeks in history. A whopping 16 degrees on this day made it feel like Spring compared to the sub-zero temperatures we had experienced all week.

A few weeks prior I had reached out to porn star, Asa Akira, and filled her in with the details of the event–she was all about it. We both agreed we needed to put our own spin on the event to make it worth it and decided a scavenger hunt would be a lot of fun. The catch? The loser has to strip naked on the train and answer any 5 questions from the other person. My goal was simple, rig the shit out of the game to get the porn star naked in front of tons of people in the subway. Besides, I think we can all agree no one wants to see my dick, let alone see it in freezing temperatures. When all was said and done I have to admit it was a lot of fun and a special thanks to Asa Akira and Pornhub for sponsoring the video. We set the bar pretty high so next year should be interesting!

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Just A Man Walking A Topless Girl [NSFW]

Posted: May 17, 2017 by subwaycreatures in Sexy, WTF

 

I mean, technically it’s legal in NYC for women to be topless.

 

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