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With all the terrible PR/horror stories we are already hearing out of Sochi, there might actually be another problem for the Winter Olympics. The women’s snowboarding participants are hot enough to melt all of the snow. Seriously, is there some kind of hotness requirement for this event?

Silje Norendal (Norway)

 

Linn Haug (Norway)

 

Alexandra Jekova (Bulgaria)

 

Claire Bidez (USA)

 

Elena Hight (USA)

 

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: February 20, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Alenka Bikar and her amazing Slovenian ass gettin’ us over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!

 

I hate everything Ryan Lochte represents other than the USA. The guy defines the word ‘tool’ and this has been a big week for him. I’m not talking about him swimming. I’m talking about his mother coming out telling the world her son only does one-night stands, his ‘cool’ mouth piece, and his overall arrogance. The guy resembles a dumber Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High if that’s even possible and I can’t do anything but cringe when he’s interviewed. If this dude couldn’t swim I’m 99% sure he’d be a cum dumpster behind In-N-Out. In fact, I hope he makes the best of his 15 minutes because after the Olympics he’ll do some reality show, fizzle out, and Ryan Lochte will be the guy you call up to plunge your toilet. Again, I hate him.

 

When you watch too much of the Olympics you tend to think you can do all the shit you see the gymnasts do. Nick, however, makes the Special Olympics look challenging by one of the most ridiculous displays of athleticism I’ve ever seen.

Side note: The females in the Olympic Games need to wear their age on their uniforms so I don’t feel like a total pedophile watching. Just saying.

 

Someone please tell me when the track event in the Olympics is because I will for sure be tuning in. Ivet Lalova is running for Bulgaria and has the best warmup technique I’ve ever seen. Normally I’d call the cameraman out for being a creeper but how else are you suppose to entertain yourself at one of these things?

 

I don’t know if it was the spitting into her hand before her run or just the fact that the other girls look like NFL linebackers, but Nastia Liukin has got something about her. I mean she made that fall look like some kind of sexy photoshoot. So Shawn Johnson retired and Nastia’s butterfingers cost her a spot on the team. No reason to watch gymnastics in the Olympics this year.