Posts Tagged ‘high school’

This Is A Massive Hockey Hit, But Was It Legal?

Posted: March 5, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Sports
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I love hockey and I’m a huge believer in making guys pay for skating with their head down but is this hit dirty? At first glance I thought 1) Player left his feet to make the hit 2) He was targeting the head. Then, after watching the replay multiple times I don’t know anymore. For those of you who know hockey, what do you think?




Reddit: Redditor Coolsexguy420boner posted this picture of Kate Upton from 2007 when he took his then girlfriend to homecoming. He writes:

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Love this kid’s attitude. She peaked when I showed her the night of her dreams. Nope, we didn’t bang. Didn’t get wasted due to her strict, religious family. Just went to homecoming and was home by 10:30. Like I said, night of her dreams! Well kid, I don’t blame you. If I dumped a chick who went on to become an international model I would’ve said the exact same thing. Probably drink myself into some kind of stupor even. But you know what? Good old Sponge Bob’s 15 minutes is almost up so don’t worry. Just remember who “had” her first my man.


Is ‘men amongst boys’ a relevant term when the kid who is considered the man is only 14-years old? Cause Seventh Woods (yes that’s his name) looks like he’s playing against toddlers out there. I had to rewind and watch it twice to make sure I definitely saw him catch someone’s shot with both hands in mid air. It’s scary to think this kid is still growing right now and has 3 more years of high school ahead of him. Kinda reminds you of some goofy bastard from 2003:

Would You Rather…

Posted: April 18, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Would you rather…

Be a permanent high school student along with all your friends for your entire life (which means getting up early in the morning, homework/exams, but having weekends/summers off)



Have a full time job that pays $3 million, only gets 3 weeks vacation a year, and you work 6 days a week 8am – 8pm for the rest of your life (you cannot get a raise or promotion)?

Greedy Business Partners


A few things that need to be discussed about these:

1) Ice Cube looks like a young Lionel Richie with a bottle of Soul Glo in his hair

2) Eminem’s trailer park mullet could be considered the 8th Wonder of the World

3) Lil Jon looked like a hybrid of Urkel and Waldo from Family Matters; Possible Asbergers victim

4) Drake should’ve grown up to host Real Sports on HBO

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How good do you think it felt for that football father to get back out on that field and form tackle an unsuspecting drunk guy? Crowd going nuts, probably got to throw a few haymakers in there while he’s down…I was even excited for him.


When you watch too much of the Olympics you tend to think you can do all the shit you see the gymnasts do. Nick, however, makes the Special Olympics look challenging by one of the most ridiculous displays of athleticism I’ve ever seen.

Side note: The females in the Olympic Games need to wear their age on their uniforms so I don’t feel like a total pedophile watching. Just saying.