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Posted: January 9, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Have to land a plane in this kind of fog on an island with no aviation experience but you have the instruments and flight tower to help you

 

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Have a father who dresses like a rubber doll every day?

 

 

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Posted: December 19, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Have to eat a dead garter snake whole

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Drink 2 gallons of pig blood?

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Posted: December 12, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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For the ladies today. Would You Rather…

Get stung by 100 bees the morning of your wedding and have to go through the rest of the day with a swollen face, arms, and legs which includes pictures that haven’t been taken yet

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Turn 82 and find out you have had a 40 year old fetus in your stomach all these years but you never experienced pain or discomfort until now?

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Posted: December 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Be trapped in a capsized ship in the middle of the ocean not knowing if you’re going to be saved but you finally do after 3 days

 

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Look like this the rest of your life?

 

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Posted: November 21, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Would You Rather currently live in…

Fukushima, Japan

 

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alone on the moon in a space station?

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Posted: October 31, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Get lost in the clouds paragliding thousands of feet above ground and not know your fate

 

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Only get as high as this guy and hit the water but you’re OK?

 

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Posted: October 24, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Have Fran Drescher read you the book War and Peace

 

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Gilbert Gottfried?

 

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Posted: October 17, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Have a 10 year sentence in a maximum secuirty prison and escape the same way Andy Dufresne did in Shawshank Redemption, crawling through the prison’s tiny septic pipes filled with shit but you’re free forever

 

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Spend 10 years in prison and be released?

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Posted: October 10, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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This week’s Would You Rather is in reference to the ‘Sex Box’ post from yesterday. Would You Rather…

Lose your virginity to your significant other at age 17 in a ‘Sex Box’ on stage in front of an audience and TV cameras and then have to talk about the experience right after

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Remain a virgin until age 25 which includes no form of sex at all? (let’s call it Tebow style)

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Posted: October 3, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Be driving alone through the middle of the desert in an SUV with a half tank of gas surrounded by 50 bikers who want to beat the shit out of you (no cell service)

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Have to participate in a 24 hour dance-a-thon with Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” as the only song on repeat?