Tag: father

Man Spanks Guy Who Slept With His Underage Daughter

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This father gives a young man an ultimatum who slept with his underage daughter. Face statutory rape charges or receive a spanking. So that brings us to today’s ‘Would you rather’. Would you rather get slapped bare-assed by the chick your banging’s father on camera for the world of Youtube to see or face statutory rape charges and go on the sex offender list?

Question for you sex offenders out there. How long are you on the list and what kind of time am I facing for statutory rape? I’m asking because this has got to be one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever seen nevermind the fact that this kid won’t be sitting in a chair for the next couple weeks. Personally, I would prefer an ass kicking from the dad and at least go down with some pride than have to go through this. I’m assuming this is in the south because this guy would already be facing assault charges and be sued if it were anywhere else. So I ask you, what would you rather?

Man Stunned When Daughter Shows Up After He Orders Hooker

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Daily Record:

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter. Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears. Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute. He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.” His wife Rosemary said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”

 

Way to take your problems and make them 10X worse Titus. Here’s what I want to know though. Who came out with all of this info? I mean the dad is just as guilty as the daughter so I don’t know why he’s telling anyone anything. Some things should be left unsaid and he probably should have taken this one to the grave. Now people on the other side of the world are reading about your awkward encounter. The mother/wife is the biggest loser in this whole scandal. She finds out all in one shot that her husband is a cheating fuck and her daughter is a skank. I’m sure this happens more often than we know it’s just most people don’t run to the press about it.

 

Man Admits to Fiancee He’s Fathered 70 Children

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Are you my daddy? So this dude is going to marry blondie here and this is the first time she’s hearing that his spunk has fathered around 70 kids? What else you got for us guy? So I’m sure his thinking was ‘as long as I’m gonna beat off, might as well make some money outta the whole deal.’ But here’s the part he probably never thought of. A) When he’s in a situation like right now and has to admit to a chick that he’s related to half of the tri-state area. B) When those little bastards grow up they’re going to come asking for college money and a relationship with their real father. It’s gotta be hard enough with 1 but you got 70 running around? You better hope that none of them grow up to be like you and they take the other route and become successful and/or athletes. Cause if not, brotha you got big problems coming your way…