‘Meet The Fokkens’; You Know, The 68-Year Old Twin Hookers

 

Just look at’em. The youth. The charm. The sex appeal. The pineapple figures. How can anyone resist? How the hell can you not get by on state pension checks but hooking as a grandma is doing the job? Fuck is wrong with some of these countries? Anyway, not a documentary I’ll put at the top of my Netflix queue any time soon.

Man Stunned When Daughter Shows Up After He Orders Hooker

 

Daily Record:

A┬áMAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter. Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears. Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute. He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.” His wife Rosemary said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”

 

Way to take your problems and make them 10X worse Titus. Here’s what I want to know though. Who came out with all of this info? I mean the dad is just as guilty as the daughter so I don’t know why he’s telling anyone anything. Some things should be left unsaid and he probably should have taken this one to the grave. Now people on the other side of the world are reading about your awkward encounter. The mother/wife is the biggest loser in this whole scandal. She finds out all in one shot that her husband is a cheating fuck and her daughter is a skank. I’m sure this happens more often than we know it’s just most people don’t run to the press about it.

 

Subway Creature Maces Kid

Now what did we learn today kids? Don’t fuck with a pig hooker who is bigger than your 300 lb mother. I never thought I’d say this but I have to side with RuPaul on this one. Fuckin’ little kids couldn’t keep their mouths shut and you know what, the hooker gave you plenty of warnings. It’s his/her birthday tomorrow for christ sakes! I have no idea what this fight is over nor do I care, but I will say that I’m pretty sure this lil bastard will think twice next time he opens his mouth around a 6’5” zoo animal. Unfortunately the kids brother (the one who looks like the fat kid from Nutty Professor “Hercules! Hercules!”) didn’t get his share of mace. But that’s fine because his punishment is now dealing with his blind, crying brother and mother. Not to mention what his mother is going to do to him once she regains vision.