Posts Tagged ‘face’

This Would Absolutely Be Me As A Father…

Posted: June 20, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Funny
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Hands down one of the only reasons I would ever have a kid right here. What you do this weekend, Rick? Not too much, had a few beers and sat around pelting my daughter in the face with her bouncy ball for a while. Pretty productive Saturday if you ask me.


Yep, got a nightstick to the dome about 20 times. Clearly what he deserved but that’s not what bothered me. The dude’s chick who was way too over dramatic for the situation was what really pissed me off. Your man just cracked a police officer in the face in front of a huge crowd at Philly’s Oktoberfest, what did you think was going to happen? The only thing I was waiting for was the overhead zoom out shot of her looking into the sky screaming “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????”

80s Face Exercises Look Interesting

Posted: July 11, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Hey, everyone has their own cum face! And why does she need a leotard for this?

-Thanks to Meghan for this


Gawker: A surveillance camera in the Miami Herald building caught all 18 gruesome minutes of the Miami Zombie attack on the MacArthur Causeway over the weekend. (The footage above has been edited for length) The sequence of events is all there: Rudy Eugene stripping Ronald Poppo of his pants and shoes; an unsuspecting cyclist—who would later call the police—cruising by; and the police’s arrival and eventual shooting of Eugene.


OK, OK so it’s not Oscar winning cinematography but it’s something. By now everyone has to have heard of the guy who took bath salts and ate a homeless man’s face off. Well, here is the video of it and pictures of the aftermath. I must say, some of the most gruesome shit I’ve ever seen. Straight up Hannibal Lector shit. How nice of Rudy to leave Ron an eyeball. That way he can actually see that his face now looks like a peeled tomato.


I still think the Metta World Peace elbow looked worse than this. Don’t worry though, she was OK…

To be honest, I have no idea if she was OK…she could be dead for all I know.


Welcome to the NL AJ. We’re really gonna need you to bunt that ball in play next time tho.

Subway Creature Maces Kid

Posted: August 18, 2011 by subwaycreatures in Fights
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Now what did we learn today kids? Don’t fuck with a pig hooker who is bigger than your 300 lb mother. I never thought I’d say this but I have to side with RuPaul on this one. Fuckin’ little kids couldn’t keep their mouths shut and you know what, the hooker gave you plenty of warnings. It’s his/her birthday tomorrow for christ sakes! I have no idea what this fight is over nor do I care, but I will say that I’m pretty sure this lil bastard will think twice next time he opens his mouth around a 6’5” zoo animal. Unfortunately the kids brother (the one who looks like the fat kid from Nutty Professor “Hercules! Hercules!”) didn’t get his share of mace. But that’s fine because his punishment is now dealing with his blind, crying brother and mother. Not to mention what his mother is going to do to him once she regains vision.