Posts Tagged ‘ass’

 

HuffPost: A 25-year-old model with a 42-inch bottom has been crowned Brazil’s new Miss Bum Bum. Dai Macedo, who represented the central state of Goias in the nationwide search for the woman with the most bodacious butt in all of Brazil, was chosen from among 15 finalists by the contest’s grand jury in Sao Paolo this week. “It’s a lot of work, a lot of devotion,” Macedo told Agence France-Presse by way of an interpreter. “I denied myself a lot of things. No nightclubs. No sweets. I went to the gym Saturdays and Sundays.” The sacrifice is well worth it. Miss Bum Bum winners become instant celebrities in Brazil, and receive a fortune in endorsements. But the glamor comes with its share of drama. Earlier this year, a columnist for Brazilian newspaper O Dia accused Miss Bum Bum contestants Mari Sousa and Eliana Amaral of bribing judges in attempts to win.

 

Brazil. Home of the curviest, hottest women in the world. And I think they got it right this year with one of the most amazing asses I’ve ever seen! It’s real, it’s waxed, and there’s no cellulite. You could set a drink down on that thing if you needed to. I’ll let the .GIFs speak for themselves:

 

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Have a safe weekend everyone!

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: February 20, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Alenka Bikar and her amazing Slovenian ass gettin’ us over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

Posted: February 14, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Just kidding! Fuck this dumb holiday and the waste of money that goes into it. If you’re gonna get me something today, make it this drum set!

-Thanks to Mark for this

Underwater Booty Shaking Kicks Off The Weekend

Posted: February 1, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sexy, Weekend Kickoff
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The title explains it all. Have a safe weekend everyone!

 

How much would it suck to bring a chick home to find out her right ass chick looked like it was permanently pressed up against glass. Or even better, looked like Hellboy’s head? Not for nothin’ lady, but you look more ridiculous with the butt-plants than without. And from what I’m looking at, you don’t seem that bad without that big ol’ fake ass. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Father Pissed At Slutty Chick On Sky Train

Posted: October 23, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Sit your whore ass down! Epic, even though I’m pretty sure my dad would have been slippin’ her singles.

And Here Is Your WTF Video Of The Week!

Posted: August 14, 2012 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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I don’t know…I seriously don’t know.

 

Welp, put it on the list. A blown out asshole during child birth is just another reason I’m glad I have a dick. Have a nice day.

So THIS Really Goes On In Asia??

Posted: July 12, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Strange
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Never in my life did I think this would be a real thing. Leave it up to Asia to create reverse glory holes! These are the same people who walk around their cities wearing masks because the air is so polluted, yet they are willing to go nose deep in an asshole that 88 dudes have already had their face in. But hey, I mean at least they are wearing goggles to prevent pink eye, right??