"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Here are a few pictures of yesterday’s ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ courtesy of Gothamist. Ironically, each year it never seems to be the people you want to see in their underwear on the subway. Some of these images I can’t unsee. And this below I definitely can’t unsee!
Victoria Silvstedt rockin’ the lingerie that gets us all over the hump. Happy Hump Day!
I honestly don’t think I’ve ever loved a woman more that I’ve never met before. Happy Friday!
I know it’s on Youtube so it’s safe but I’m not sure how much your boss would appreciate if they walked by and you were watching a montage of booty droppin’ clips on your computer. I can’t believe I get paid to watch this shit…definitely helping me get over the hump!
Bar Refaeli just may be the hottest Jew on the face of the Earth right now. Here is her ad for her new line called UnderMe. She’s gonna help you get over Hump Day alright…
What the hell is everyone looking at?
In this world men are classified into two groups, ass-men and titty-men. Anyone who knows me knows I’m an ass man so when I saw this product I knew I had to promote it. Look, I don’t care if you’re wearing underwear that is padded, at least you’re making the effort plus you’ll probably start breaking guy’s necks left and right. I mean just look at this chick’s ass. Yes it was nice to begin with, but look at that after photo. I can set a goddamn drink down on that thing. And you know what, I don’t care once I find out your ass is fake. That’s what the Spank Bank is for.
Treasure patiently waiting…
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