Posts Tagged ‘naked’


The ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ takes place every January and its popularity has only grown since the inaugural ride in 2002. Thousands of people participate from around the world and shed their pants for a few subway stops despite the frigid winter temperatures. This year was no different as NYC was going through one of the coldest weeks in history. A whopping 16 degrees on this day made it feel like Spring compared to the sub-zero temperatures we had experienced all week.

A few weeks prior I had reached out to porn star, Asa Akira, and filled her in with the details of the event–she was all about it. We both agreed we needed to put our own spin on the event to make it worth it and decided a scavenger hunt would be a lot of fun. The catch? The loser has to strip naked on the train and answer any 5 questions from the other person. My goal was simple, rig the shit out of the game to get the porn star naked in front of tons of people in the subway. Besides, I think we can all agree no one wants to see my dick, let alone see it in freezing temperatures. When all was said and done I have to admit it was a lot of fun and a special thanks to Asa Akira and Pornhub for sponsoring the video. We set the bar pretty high so next year should be interesting!

Here is the brief interaction between an unhappy customer and the operator of US Airways Twitter account. Let’s just say someone is getting fired…


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Welp, my day just got a whole lot better. Enjoy!

Miley Cyrus Is Naked In Her New Music Video

Posted: September 9, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sexy
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Never thought the day would come where I’m posting Miley Cyrus videos on here but here we are. Also, didn’t realize people still made music videos but then again how would you win a VMA?? She’s naked, she’s licking sledgehammers…I don’t really know what else to say other than Miley’s haircut looks very close to Zack Morris circa 1992.


Gawker: Lindsay Lohan’s “career-jumpstarter” The Canyons is available on Video on Demand in certain markets starting today, but it’s so bad that you probably won’t watch it. So how about some stills from the movie showing Lohan doing her first ever on-screen nude scenes? Changed your mind yet? The indie operation behind the film certainly hopes that’s the case, because they went through the trouble of “leaking” select clips from the film that emphasize the fact that Lindsay gets nekkid. “Lindsay Lohan gets naked with a porn star. Like, ‘What?!’,” pornstar James Deen, this train wreck’s better half, told the LA Times. “All of a sudden, it’s everywhere. How can people not get that movie? Whether or not it’s well-received, it’ll be a cult classic.”


No idea what this movie is about and there’s a 99% chance I’ll never watch it but when naked photos of a trashy Lindsay Lohan come out I have to throw it up. I get an American Psycho/Clockwork Orange vibe from that short clip but who really cares about the plot of this movie anyway. Have at it.

BoingBoing: On May 10th, a completely naked man entered the 16th street BART station in San Francisco and began attacking people, spitting, urinating and doing gymnastics moves on railings and turnstiles. BART police eventually shut down the station to arrest the man.


No matter who you are commuting in SF on this day, it’s a terrifying scene. When a guy is this hopped up on drugs (probably PCP), common sense and pain go out the window. Straight up zombie style. You can punch, kick, and hit him and he’ll keep coming at you. I’ve seen cases where tasers and pepper spray don’t even work. Not sure how they got the LMFAO guy down but I definitely wouldn’t hang around to find out. Scary stuff.

Would you rather…

Have to give John Travolta a naked full body massage for 2 hours in a locked private room

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Share a sleeping bag overnight with Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno and both of you are naked from the waist down?

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I mean this HAS to be photoshopped, right??? No way even Rex is dumb enough to get this tat on his arm. His naked wife, wearing a Sanchez jersey, Tebowing?! You know that’s permanent right dude? And why stiff McElroy? Guy was your best QB. At least make your wife a Ginger or something. Throw the guy a bone!

Let’s say the tattoo IS real. No wonder he had to play Sanchez all season, he had the Mexican branded on his arm over his wife’s naked body. Does this not weird anyone else out?! And how do you think Woody Johnson feels about this? Um, Rex you can stick around one more season as long as you cut the bullshit and pull Sanchez’s cock out of your mouth. Oh OK, I’ll just go ink up my arm with the three biggest controversies of my career and rock that shit in the public. Fuckin’ Rex Ryan. No doubt in my mind he has a naked water fountain statue of Mark Sanchez in his garden at home.

Side note: Hopefully the Jets can get a good QB wearing the number 8 and that jersey could be a quick fix at the tattoo parlor. Also, how mad do you think Tebow is that Rex has his naked wife Tebowing?

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!! [Very NSFW]

Posted: December 5, 2012 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Good morning Mexico! Nothing like starting off your Wednesday morning off with a little T&A strip show and a lappy, huh? Happy Hump Day everyone!


Goddamnit times are tough all around the world! The Middle East has an uprising every other day, Muslims are pissed at the US for subway posters that just went up, and women in this country are roaming the streets drunk as fuck and half naked looking for munchies. How in the hell did this woman not slice her femoral artery kicking that window in? This HAS to be an everyday occurrence because no one even reacts to her bahh-ing like a goat, rolling around in broken glass. Just another dark day for Russia I guess.