Posts Tagged ‘crash’

Middle Finger Karma Strikes Again

Posted: September 25, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: , , ,

 

Notice the girl holding the handlebars and then letting go to wave to the camera. Typical.

 

 

Something Tells Me This Wasn’t Supposed To Happen

Posted: August 5, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: , ,

 

The crazy part is that the second guy was actually wearing a regular bathing suit when he started at the top. It turned into a thong by the time he got off the ride.

 

avlxi

 

 

Aunt Joni Might Need Face Surgery After This Epic Fail

Posted: August 4, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
Tags: , , ,

 

“What’s that? Watch Aunt Joni die???” Well maybe not die but at least get her wig split on the edge of the dock. That bike looked like it did everything in its power to avoid going straight:

 

aunza

 

UPDATE: So just as I suspected the first video was from a few days ago and misleading but I guess you can compare it to what actually happened to Flight 17.

I say supposedly because it’s hard to believe anything on the internet nowadays but if it is then this is nuts. All of the news networks are scared to say a missile definitely took the plane out but let’s call a spade a spade–a missile took the fuckin’ plane out. The plane was flying over hostile territory where two planes had already been shot down and there were no prior reports of any problems on the plane. Bodies were scattered 7 miles across the crash site and debris just as far? I’m no FAA investigator but I don’t think I have to be to know that the plane broke up midair and the people who did this packed it in QUICK after seeing this shit go down. With 23 Americans on board, is this about when everyone puts their fingers on the button? Scary thought.

Side note: Good to know CNN has something to report on for the next two months.

 

Pair of shorts? Check. Two t-shirts? Check. Sunglasses? Check. OK, ready to hit 40MPH on a longboard behind a pickup truck. The fact that I’m still feeling sore from throwing a football this past weekend and this asshole was able to walk off rolling down the street like a tumbleweed pisses me off to no end.

 

9t061

 

Camel Runs Into Wall During Race In Yemen

Posted: June 12, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: , , ,

 

I feel like this is such a fuckin’ typical day in Yemen. People just lining the dirt streets to watch starved camels race in the 200 degree heat. I’m more surprised that someone had a camera phone than I am the camel crashing into the wall. Poor animal was probably just trying to end its own miserable life.

 

9in7v

 

 

I guess it could’ve been a lot worse. Instead of nailing that house it split the uprights and veered off to the side. I would actually chalk this up as a win.

Side note: How much do we wanna bet this is a viral video publicity stunt for FedEx??

 

 

 

 

 

That Moment You Crash A $400,000+ Car In London

Posted: April 1, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: , ,

 

You have to admit it’s somewhat fun to watch rich people crash these kinds of cars. Anyone who would dole out $400,000 for a Lamborghini Aventador seems like a real asshole and has a lot to compensate for. Yes–because I don’t have one, I’m going to say that. They weren’t hurt and if you can afford that car, let’s hope you could afford the insurance as well. Dick.

 

7vjbg

Paul Wallace, from The Supercar Scene, saw the smashed up Lamborghini shortly after the accident.

He said: “I got a call to say someone had reported the Lamborghini crash on Sloane Street.

“This car is known in London but I had never seen it before. From YouTube videos he enjoys revving the engine to create exhaust flames.

“It’s a very nice example of the Aventador so I wonder whether we’ll see it on the road again.

“The owner seemed young and was with a group of friends after the crash who all seemed relaxed bearing in mind the wreckage on the road.

“I have never seen a Lamborghini in such a bad way, and couldn’t really believe my eyes or ears when I heard about this crash.”
Read more at http://hypervocal.com/vids/2014/lamborghini-aventador-crash/#7bHlqSWar2OlHCWq.99

Paul Wallace, from The Supercar Scene, saw the smashed up Lamborghini shortly after the accident.

He said: “I got a call to say someone had reported the Lamborghini crash on Sloane Street.

“This car is known in London but I had never seen it before. From YouTube videos he enjoys revving the engine to create exhaust flames.

“It’s a very nice example of the Aventador so I wonder whether we’ll see it on the road again.

“The owner seemed young and was with a group of friends after the crash who all seemed relaxed bearing in mind the wreckage on the road.

“I have never seen a Lamborghini in such a bad way, and couldn’t really believe my eyes or ears when I heard about this crash.”
Read more at http://hypervocal.com/vids/2014/lamborghini-aventador-crash/#7bHlqSWar2OlHCWq.99

Paul Wallace, from The Supercar Scene, saw the smashed up Lamborghini shortly after the accident.

He said: “I got a call to say someone had reported the Lamborghini crash on Sloane Street.

“This car is known in London but I had never seen it before. From YouTube videos he enjoys revving the engine to create exhaust flames.

“It’s a very nice example of the Aventador so I wonder whether we’ll see it on the road again.

“The owner seemed young and was with a group of friends after the crash who all seemed relaxed bearing in mind the wreckage on the road.

“I have never seen a Lamborghini in such a bad way, and couldn’t really believe my eyes or ears when I heard about this crash.”
Read more at http://hypervocal.com/vids/2014/lamborghini-aventador-crash/#7bHlqSWar2OlHCWq.99

Karma At It’s Best During This Road Rage Incident

Posted: March 27, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: , , ,

 

Skip to the 1:01 mark

Damn! She even pulled over to keep filming. This guy could’ve had his spine sticking out of the back of his head like Dale Earnhardt and this chick would’ve still documented it like the Zapruder film. Florida is a sick place but let this be a lesson that karma always comes back around–for some, sooner than others.

 

 

Here’s The Top Fails Of This Week For Your Friday

Posted: November 22, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: , , ,

 

Enjoy!

4xd9n