I don’t care what anyone says, this guy is 20X better than Cee Lo Green. Yea, the dude is treating the train like he’s at home in the shower but it could be a LOT worse. You could have to listen to this:
Tag: Mexico
Who’s The Smart Ass Who Put The Speed Bump On The Presidential Escort Route?
Pretty sure that motorcycle is still flipping as we speak. Never really seen a speed bump in the middle of an intersection before but then again never seen a hot Mexican woman stripping on the subway either. Weird place, this Mexico.
It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!! [Very NSFW]
Good morning Mexico! Nothing like starting off your Wednesday morning off with a little T&A strip show and a lappy, huh? Happy Hump Day everyone!
I Could Watch A Fat Chick Roll Around In The Ocean Tide All Day
When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.
Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.
6 Year Old Gets Ticket After Driving Toy Motorcycle Into SUV
HuffPost:
CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico — Police in this border city repented Thursday over ticketing a 6-year-old boy for reckless driving, driving without a license and not having his vehicle registered after he drove his miniature motorcycle into an SUV. The boy’s mother, Karla Noriega, said police impounded the miniature gasoline-powered motorbike that her son got for Christmas after he crashed into an SUV on Dec. 27. Noriega decided to go to the media and make the case public after finding out she would have to pay what she called a “ridiculous” $183 in fines to recover the toy motorbike. City council Secretary Hector Arceluz said Thursday that authorities had dropped the fines, released the motorbike and would punish the police officers for having acted improperly. Noriega’s son Gael was happy to get his minibike back, but said it no longer works after the accident.
What? You think just cause you’re 6 you don’t have to abide by the rules? I woulda tested this kid for a DUI. Get him to walk a straight line and recite his ABCs without singing them. Oh, you don’t know your ABCs? We’re taking you downtown for a breathalyzer. That’ll teach him. What a great picture that would be. 6 year old in the back of a police car driving to the station with a toy motorcycle hanging out of the trunk. Poor kid is gonna have a rough time as it is growing up since his name is Gael so hopefully this toughens him up.
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