Posts Tagged ‘Mexico’

Mexican Metro Passenger Belts Out Gnarls Barkley

Posted: August 26, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I don’t care what anyone says, this guy is 20X better than Cee Lo Green. Yea, the dude is treating the train like he’s at home in the shower but it could be a LOT worse. You could have to listen to this:

 

 

 

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HyperVocal: A monster truck driver at the “Extreme Aeroshow” lost control of his vehicular weapon on Saturday and plowed into a crowd of spectators. At least eight people, perhaps as many as 13, have died. More than 70 more were injured. The death toll may rise, according to officials in Chihuahua, Mexico.Some witnesses said the driver appeared to have hit his head on the interior of the truck as he drove over the old cars, with at least two reporting seeing his helmet come off before the massive vehicle drove into the crowd of terrified spectators, who tried to flee. “I fell over, and when I turned around I saw the tire very close. It hit me and threw me to the other side,” Jesus Manuel Ibarra, 41, said as he was treated for injuries to his arm and hip. Gonzalez said prosecutors were looking into the possibility of a mechanical failure that left the driver unable to release the gas pedal. Several witnesses said, however, that the driver appeared to have become incapacitated when he struck his head during the show, in which the truck drives at high speed over smaller cars, leaping into the air as it crushes their roofs.

Here’s my question. Why would you drive in that direction in the first place? There’s not a lot of room between the truck and the crowd after you run the cars over so of course something like this is going to happen. Imagine if this was the GraveDigger monster truck? I guess that would be a little ironic. But getting mowed down by a monster truck has gotta be a shitty way to go.
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DailyNews: A pool party turned into a chemistry experiment gone wrong in Mexico when organizers poured liquid nitrogen into the pool, creating a noxious fog that put one man in a coma and sickened eight others. The nitrogen formed a thick cloud over the pool and hampered revelers’ breathing, proving almost deadly. “They realized that I had fainted because they saw the tray floating alone in the pool,” Jael Jimenez, a hostess at the party, told Milenio.com. “Otherwise, I might have drowned.” Jimenez was one of several who jumped in the pool and fell ill. Many passed out and slipped under the water. Most victims have been treated and released from the hospital. Jose Ignacio Lopez del Toro, 21, remains in intensive care in a coma, Univision Noticias reported. Video of the party gone wrong show the moment the fun turned to horror. As the noxious cloud spread, revelers can be heard off-camera coughing and hacking. When partygoers outside the pool realize something has gone wrong, several jump in the water to pull out the unconscious victims.

Wonder who the brains of this operation were? First off, everyone knows you don’t go in the pool during these huge club parties cause that’s the community toilet that everyone is pissing in. And regardless of whether or not the nitrous gas was knocking people out, how much fun is it to sit in a cloud of smoke and not be able to see your own hand in front of your face? I’m actually shocked no one died and if I were the vegetable in the coma, I would hope they just pulled the plug because no way do I want my last memory on Earth to be getting Auschwitz’d in a Mexican pool.

Circus Show Ends When Tiger Attacks And Kills Trainer

Posted: February 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, News
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DailyMail: A tiger killed its trainer during a circus performance in northern Mexico, it emerged today. Footage posted on YouTube purportedly shows the trainer, American Alexander Crispin circling two tigers during his act for Circo Suarez in Sonora state. One of the animals then lunges towards the 35-year-old and pulls him to the ground.

 

There are few things in this world that will never change. Porn will never go out of style, the Kansas City Royals will never win a World Series, and meat eating animals will always eat meat. This is imperative to remember when trying to teach a hungry Bengal tiger to jump through hoops for a crowd of young children. I’m not saying the guy deserve…well yea…that’s actually what I’m saying. You play with fire and you get burned, you play with tigers and you get your face eaten off. Life.

UPDATE: Here is a picture of the trainer. I was wondering what Janosz from Ghostbusters was doing with his career.

 

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Pretty sure that motorcycle is still flipping as we speak. Never really seen a speed bump in the middle of an intersection before but then again never seen a hot Mexican woman stripping on the subway either. Weird place, this Mexico.

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!! [Very NSFW]

Posted: December 5, 2012 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Good morning Mexico! Nothing like starting off your Wednesday morning off with a little T&A strip show and a lappy, huh? Happy Hump Day everyone!

 

When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.

Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.

HuffPost:

CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico — Police in this border city repented Thursday over ticketing a 6-year-old boy for reckless driving, driving without a license and not having his vehicle registered after he drove his miniature motorcycle into an SUV. The boy’s mother, Karla Noriega, said police impounded the miniature gasoline-powered motorbike that her son got for Christmas after he crashed into an SUV on Dec. 27. Noriega decided to go to the media and make the case public after finding out she would have to pay what she called a “ridiculous” $183 in fines to recover the toy motorbike. City council Secretary Hector Arceluz said Thursday that authorities had dropped the fines, released the motorbike and would punish the police officers for having acted improperly. Noriega’s son Gael was happy to get his minibike back, but said it no longer works after the accident.

 

What? You think just cause you’re 6 you don’t have to abide by the rules? I woulda tested this kid for a DUI. Get him to walk a straight line and recite his ABCs without singing them. Oh, you don’t know your ABCs? We’re taking you downtown for a breathalyzer. That’ll teach him. What a great picture that would be. 6 year old in the back of a police car driving to the station with a toy motorcycle hanging out of the trunk. Poor kid is gonna have a rough time as it is growing up since his name is Gael so hopefully this toughens him up.