Posts Tagged ‘ocean’


Kind of reminds me of Jaws when people slowly start to realize there’s a fin swimming around in the water. Mothers pulling their kids out of the water, people screaming to run, and that last person in the water who turns around to realize they are drifting right into it. The blatant disregard witnessed here leads me to believe this is just an everyday thing in Brazil. Nude beaches, hot women…I mean how does it not? The thing I would be pissed about is that my day in the water is officially over. No way I’m taking the chance of swimming through Jose’s tadpoles while trying to stay cool.

Would You Rather…

Posted: February 7, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Would you rather…

Be stranded at sea on a raft for 2 weeks with no sanctuary from the sun. You get horrible sunburn, you’re starving, and your raft is surrounded by sharks but you survive off of 2 gallons of fresh water you have










get lost in the middle of the Amazon rain forest for 3 weeks with nothing but the clothes you’re wearing. The jungle is infested with thousands of highly dangerous, venomous insects and animals but nothing compares to the moth-sized mosquitoes. All it does is rain so you’re soaked and getting blisters all over your feet but you survive from drinking running water and eating bugs.















When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.

Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.

This Guy Just Might Be The Greatest Skimboarder Alive

Posted: October 19, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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That is when you compare him to a quadriplegic.


The shark lived and later that same day ate a dog and 3 children…


Wahoo and Umbrella were code names for two underwater nuclear tests conducted in 1958. Wahoo was detonated on May 16, 1958 and Umbrella was detonated on June 8, 1958. Pat Bradley, the cameraman who photographed these events recounts his first hand experience of seeing these tests and being on the island as the explosion took place.
See this sequence and more in the new HD version of Atomic Filmmakers – Hollywood’s Top Secret Film Studio available for viewing on the GoDigital channel on Youtube.




Sike. That’s the Circle of Life people. One minute you’re running towards your hopes and dreams; the next you’re swooped up and used as bird food. Life’s a bitch ain’t it?

Watch A Canoe Take Out Multiple Surfers

Posted: April 25, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Funny, Sports
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Almost looks like a video game. It always amazes me with the size of the ocean, why surfers pile up on top of each other in the water. Miles of shoreline and you choose the same spot where 20 other surfers are plus a 6 man canoe. Serves you right, bruh!

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!

Posted: March 21, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Sexy
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To get you over your Hump Day, here’s some hot surfer chicks courtesy of TheChive…get over it!