Posts Tagged ‘beach’


Nothing like a huge hailstorm to light your beach up like Normandy in 1944. A beach on the river just past the bridge is so Russia it hurts.

Side note: What in the hell was this lady doing that took her so long to get in? When there are 75MPH golf ball-sized hail stones flying at your head you might wanna MOVE IT!




Granny Gettin’ Loose Kicks Off The Weekend

Posted: June 13, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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I’m at a wedding on Friday so I’m posting this early and you better believe I’m stealing some of Granny’s moves here. She doesn’t give a fuck and is kickin’ off the weekend for everyone! Have a safe one!


Kind of reminds me of Jaws when people slowly start to realize there’s a fin swimming around in the water. Mothers pulling their kids out of the water, people screaming to run, and that last person in the water who turns around to realize they are drifting right into it. The blatant disregard witnessed here leads me to believe this is just an everyday thing in Brazil. Nude beaches, hot women…I mean how does it not? The thing I would be pissed about is that my day in the water is officially over. No way I’m taking the chance of swimming through Jose’s tadpoles while trying to stay cool.

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: January 30, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Jessica Burciaga and her smokin’ body gets us over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!


Strange, long commercial but the only thing that woulda made this better would be to take out the guy and his shoe store.


-Thanks to Chris for the vid


Sike. That’s the Circle of Life people. One minute you’re running towards your hopes and dreams; the next you’re swooped up and used as bird food. Life’s a bitch ain’t it?