Posts Tagged ‘Bikini’

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: December 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Best use of a GoPro ever! Happy Hump Day!



It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: September 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Her bikini is not winning that battle. Lucy Pinder gettin’ us over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!




Everyone in the world knows Brazilian women have the most amazing genetics which is why the curviest, sexiest women on the planet are found there. Contests like these must be next to impossible to judge and since we’re going solely off of just bodies, it makes it all the more challenging. I wanted to rank my top 3 but after watching about 10 times it’s just too fuckin’ hard. The best I can do is highlight a few I instantly fell in love with:


1. Not the greatest ass out of the bunch but this isn’t just an ass contest–it’s full body. Plus that Shakira hip move did it for me.


2. I like’em small, I like’em tatted up. This chick is tight!


3. Have to throw a brunette in the mix! You could stick a piece of coal up this ones ass and she’d shit a diamond. No idea what that means but I heard it somewhere and I feel like it fits.


4. Stop everything! Hold the presses! We have a winner! If this chick didn’t win then the fix is in. You can set a drink down on that thing plus she’s got moves. I’m in love!


Also: No way this chick’s ass is real. Just no way. Implant city.


-Thanks to Chris for this


It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: June 26, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Christen Dye and Candie Vic busting on the scene hard selling bikinis. Christen Dye has just jumped near the top of my list! Happy Hump Day!




Another day, another shot of Sponge Bob in a bikini. I swear to God the only reason I throw this shit up is because I know there’s a good number of you who love her. As I’ve always said, I’m not saying she’s not hot–I’m saying THIS

Upton CSC

is not Sports Illustrated cover material. However, this part is still always fun to watch…



And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: May 29, 2013 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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I’m horrified.


Melissa Giraldo is bustin’ on the scene HARD. Happy Hump Day!

Underwater Booty Shaking Kicks Off The Weekend

Posted: February 1, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sexy, Weekend Kickoff
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The title explains it all. Have a safe weekend everyone!


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FilmDrunk: There’s A Documentary About Men Who Have Sex With Donkeys

TheChive: Hot Chick Hula Hooping In Bikini

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Welp, this is what it’s come down to guys. Replacement officials in the NFL absolutely butchering the integrity of the game, NHL picking up and moving to Russia, and is baseball still even going on?? Now it’s Lingerie Football and Bikini Roller Hockey. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing I’d like to see more than chicks dangling each other and going bar-down on a breakaway or chicks plastering each other against the boards but there comes a point where a man just needs normalcy in his life. And now is far from normalcy. Can’t even watch a regular hockey game, can’t do anything but cringe and fall asleep to these dragged out football games, and baseball is about as entertaining as golf right now.

Money has always ruled the world but the NHL and NFL need to treat their respective sports as a commodity and put money in to get money out. The whole lockout thing is getting old in every sport and they need to remember that they play for the fans. That’s who really loses here. It’s not about the players making millions or the owners losing money. Please the fans and the rest will fall into place.