"People watch from the safety of your phone"
This is a maaaaan’s world! That’s why I hit my wife with a lead pipe and got off with a slap on the wrist. Also why I went on national TV higher than Tony Montana and couldn’t get any sentences out other than song lyrics. James mothafuckin’ Brown everybody! I guess the only thing that can stop him is his heart!
Only in a foreign country is it acceptable to stuff elephant dick sized hotdogs down your audience’s throat.
-Thanks to Terry for the video
OK, so here are the rules. Has to be a MALE TV CHARACTER from the last 20 years. Movies don’t count and it can be real OR animated. The funny factor is based on the character and NOT the actor. This list wasn’t easy by any means but I think it comes pretty damn close! Tomorrow we’ll list the top 10 funniest women. Just kidding, women aren’t funny. Now, let the great debate begin!
10. Leon Black (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
*Leon was the perfect addition to a show that was already on the right track
9. Adam DeMamp (Workaholics)
*Adam is by far the funniest out of the three dumb, stoner ‘workaholics’
8. Ron Swanson (Parks And Recreation)
*The man’s man Ron Swanson defines lazy sarcasm
7. Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
*The dark horse at #7. If you haven’t seen Trailer Park Boys you are missing out!
6. George Costanza (Seinfeld)
*When you think Seinfeld, you think one-liners. When you think one-liners, you think George Costanza.
5. Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
*Both repulsive and dumb as nails, Charlie makes everyone feel so much better about themselves.
4. Ja’mie/Jonah/Mr. G (Summer Heights High)
*All 3 of these characters push the envelope to the point of funny awkwardness.
3. Kenny Powers (Eastbound And Down)
*Having the freedom of being uncensored, Kenny Powers gets away with whatever he wants on HBO
2. Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
*No one has nailed real life awkward situations and made them funnier than Larry David. Man is a genius.
1. Michael Scott (The Office)
*One man has never single-handedly carried a show on his shoulders like Michael Scott. Yes, the show is still on TV but it was never the same after his departure. An obvious #1 in my mind.
Honorable mentions: Tom Haverford (Parks And Recreation), Dwight Shrute (The Office), Cam Tucker (Modern Family), ‘Gob’ Bluth (Arrested Development), Eric Cartman (South Park)
Guyism: Last week, League owner and “entrepreneur” Cary Eskridge released a statement, in part to show the world he was serious.
“Eskridge has an extensive hockey background and feels now is the time to finally breathe life into his long-time dream. Eskridge has a background in video production and has also owned inline hockey leagues on and off for the past 20 years and believes the Bikini Hockey League could bring back the popularity and awareness of inline hockey to the mainstream and introduce new fans to a great sport. Starting next month, Eskridge will start filming the pilot of a reality TV show that revolves around a bikini hockey league.. But many are asking, “why Tulsa?” Why not a larger sports market such as New York or Los Angeles where more fans and potential participants can be reached? League owner Cary Eskridge feels Tulsa is a good location for many reasons. Tulsa’s
central location is one factor. “You just have to look at other major sports that have come to Tulsa,” said Eskridge. “One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”
Click here to see the news report.
Not really sure how I feel about this one. Don’t get me wrong, I love girls in bikinis but I grew up on skates and this isn’t the way I want the game to get more recognition. Sounds more like a halftime show for The Tropics failed basketball league. With all of that being said, where can I buy tickets and what channel can I watch this on?
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