After a long day of work some people have a beer, some have a glass of scotch, and others rip key bumps on the CTA. Whatever floats your boat.
This is a maaaaan’s world! That’s why I hit my wife with a lead pipe and got off with a slap on the wrist. Also why I went on national TV higher than Tony Montana and couldn’t get any sentences out other than song lyrics. James mothafuckin’ Brown everybody! I guess the only thing that can stop him is his heart!