After a long day of work some people have a beer, some have a glass of scotch, and others rip key bumps on the CTA. Whatever floats your boat.
People close to me know how much I HATE public transportation and more specifically the bus–this is why. Nothing but drunks and people looking for trouble. The lady in the back said it best. I wanna get home to see my kids. I wish I was drunk! I hear ya lady, I hear ya!
Half these people are laughing and half are pissed off. Is no one scared? We have a zombie apocalypse on our hands and it’s clear that one of them is trying to get on the bus. Props to the bus driver for not running this guy over because I’m pretty sure no one would miss him.
I’m sure she was just looking for her contact.
No, this isn’t a scene from ‘Coming To America’. This was my friends nice, quiet, peaceful ride home from work on the NJ Transit last night. ‘I gotta get the hell off this bus! I gotta get the off this bus! And I’m gonna get off this bus and I’m gonna get me somethin’ to drink’ is exactly what everyone else on the bus is thinking also, I’m sure. I just hate it when I get drunk and think out loud to myself too. It’s got me in so much trouble in the past. ‘What the hell is this girls name? I hope she doesn’t ask me what her name is cause I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I have no fuckin’ clue what it is.’ And that’s usually when I realize I said it out loud. Exit stage left.
Side Note: There’s nothing that scares me more than a drunk black chick because they are the most likely to come at you if you even look at them the wrong way and there is absolutely nothing you can do. It’s like crossing a bridge when a train is coming.
-Thanks for the video Wolf
A Pennsylvania couple is facing an assortment of criminal charges for having sex on a city bus, carnal activity that was captured by the vehicle’s surveillance camera. According to a police criminal complaint, Amanda Confer, 24, boarded the bus on a Friday afternoon in late-August. She was “accompanied by her infant daughter,” a detective reported. Also riding the bus through Montoursville that day were “Pre-release inmates” Randell Peterson and Joshua Schill. The men were part of a work release program that allows inmates to come and go from the county jail at specified times. Investigators allege that Confer and Peterson, 32, sat next to each other in the rear of the bus, with Schill sitting in front of them. Before the illicit action commenced, however, Confer “turned over her infant daughter” to Schill, who apparently served as babysitter/lookout during the subsequent rendezvous. In short order, Confer and Peterson moved from hugging and kissing to oral sex (which was provided by Confer). “After a couple of minutes of oral sex,” Detective Alberto Diaz reported, Confer “lowered her underwear” and, “upon sitting on” Peterson’s lap, “both defendants proceeded to have sexual intercourse for several minutes.” Shortly after the tryst ended, Peterson and Schill exited the bus together, while Confer continued to ride on with her daughter.
Reason #1,233 why I don’t ride the goddamn bus. The only good part was that this guy was coming from prison so you know it didn’t last longer than 1 minute. I’ve actually seen a chick giving some dude head on a bus once but it was at night when the lights were out and the windows were tinted. That makes it a little bit better but still, come on! I’ll give ya props if you can pull this off and it would make for a great story but what about when the bus has cameras and you’re a pre-released inmate? This chick should get more time than the guy cause you know she instigated all of this. How do I know this? Oh yea I forgot to show her facebook status.