Bully On LA Subway Gets Destroyed By Woman On Stilts

 

No idea what this fight was over but when a woman wraps her face and hoovers over passengers trying to intimidate them, it’s very hard to feel bad when they are turned into a human punching bag. Thank god Kareem Abdul Jabbar was there to take the situation into her own hands. You see when she walked over and the Asian chick was eye level with her crotch? She musta just been thinking oh no, I weally weally fooked now! When will the bullies learn?

 

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Guy Pulls Samurai Sword On Punk Kids On Light Rail

 

Is carrying a samurai sword even street legal? I don’t know what the laws are for that but I can tell you right now that if this geek pulled a 2 1/2 foot sword on my ass I’m walking away too. You know this kid has been waiting for this day to go down his whole life. This was his wet dream come true and even though he came in his pants, he’s forever known as the Light Rail Katana Kid.

Crazy Homeless Guy Gets Knocked Out On The Q Train


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When you troll as hard as this sidewalk sleeper, I would consider getting knocked out a moral victory. If that’s the least that happened to him screaming the N word in a black guy’s face on the subway in Queens, then he should count his blessings. He’ll still wake up homeless but he’ll still be alive. On second thought maybe a quick death was what he was going for.