This is hands down the blackest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like a ‘yo mama’ contest that somehow turns into a freestyle session in ChiTown. Subtitles would’ve been nice but that’s probably asking for too much.
Tag: chicago
Meet The ‘Goddess Of The Trains’ AKA The Naked Looney Tune [NSFW]
DNAinfo Chicago: Police were called to the 1000 block of West Granville Avenue about 12:45 p.m. Saturday after they received reports of a woman who was “not fully clothed” yelling at people on the train, said Sgt. Antoinette Ursitti, a police spokeswoman. A 31-year-old woman was taken into custody by police at the Granville “L” Station, and no one was injured in the incident. Red Line trains were delayed as the woman was taken into custody, and were running normally by 1:15 p.m. The woman suffered from a mental illness and was taken to St. Francis Hospital in Evanston, Ursitti said.
Chicago bringing it hard today! Crazy weather, crazy people, crazy city. I want to see video of this bird–someone send it over!
UPDATE: Ask and you shall receive! You knew there had to be a video of this in 2013. Well…here it is.
Just A Guy Blowing Coke On The CTA
After a long day of work some people have a beer, some have a glass of scotch, and others rip key bumps on the CTA. Whatever floats your boat.
Here’s A Drunk Taking A Pounding On The CTA In Chicago
People close to me know how much I HATE public transportation and more specifically the bus–this is why. Nothing but drunks and people looking for trouble. The lady in the back said it best. I wanna get home to see my kids. I wish I was drunk! I hear ya lady, I hear ya!
Fan Who Gave Blowjob Gestures ALMOST Made The Pirates/Cubs Game Bearable
This guy sums up a typical Cubs fan’s life. High expectations going into the season only to watch your team finish 30 games under .500. Next thing you know you’re entertaining yourself by sucking imaginary dicks behind home plate.
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