This is hands down the blackest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like a ‘yo mama’ contest that somehow turns into a freestyle session in ChiTown. Subtitles would’ve been nice but that’s probably asking for too much.
Tag: red line
Easy Title: Subway Nose Picker
Nothing like a 3 minute video of a girl picking her nose and eating it to start your Friday. Never forget people, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
Meet The ‘Goddess Of The Trains’ AKA The Naked Looney Tune [NSFW]
DNAinfo Chicago: Police were called to the 1000 block of West Granville Avenue about 12:45 p.m. Saturday after they received reports of a woman who was “not fully clothed” yelling at people on the train, said Sgt. Antoinette Ursitti, a police spokeswoman. A 31-year-old woman was taken into custody by police at the Granville “L” Station, and no one was injured in the incident. Red Line trains were delayed as the woman was taken into custody, and were running normally by 1:15 p.m. The woman suffered from a mental illness and was taken to St. Francis Hospital in Evanston, Ursitti said.
Chicago bringing it hard today! Crazy weather, crazy people, crazy city. I want to see video of this bird–someone send it over!
UPDATE: Ask and you shall receive! You knew there had to be a video of this in 2013. Well…here it is.
Crazy Chick Punches Drunk Guy On Boston Subway
These are the kind of people I avoid at all costs on the subway. Did you not hear that crazy’s laugh? I just keep my earphones in and my extremities away from their pets. Cause if you don’t, it’s t-minus 5 seconds until you get a beat down in front of the whole train. I’m a little curious how the camera guy didn’t see this coming though. You have a psychotic bitch telling everyone that she’s going to punch this guy and to even take videos of it. Not really sure where the shock came into play. And next time how bout you tell everyone you’re sending your video right to CitySubwayCreatures instead!
Side note: How scary of a feeling must that be if you’re that guy and you actually hear this bitch start counting down?
