This Drunk Guy Falling On The Tracks Is Lucky To Be Alive

 

This is why I always cab it when I’m drunk. I just wanna get home to my bed and not have to worry about pissing in the subway or falling onto the tracks. Dude is lucky a train wasn’t coming and that people were around to throw his ass back onto the platform.

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And how about this guy jumping over the third rail 4 times?! I think he’s more lucky to be alive than the guy who fell.

FACT: Aaron Hernandez Is Now Being Investigated For A Second Murder

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CBSSports: One day after being arraigned on six charges — including first-degree murder — in connection with the death of Odin Lloyd, former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is now being investigated as a possible suspect in a July 2012 double murder that happened in Boston, according to WFXT-TV, a Fox affiliate in Boston. On July 16, 2012, Boston police responded to a call just after 2 a.m. ET, according to the report. When authorities arrived on the scene, they found three people in a car at a traffic light who had all been shot. Two of the men in the vehicle had been fatally shot. The two men who were fatally wounded were sitting in the front seat of the car. The passenger in the back of the vehicle survived. Witnesses in the area placed a grey or silver SUV with Rhode Island license plates at the scene of the crime. According to Fox 25, authorities are looking into Hernandez’s connection to the killings.

 

When it rains, it pours. If Hernandez was as diligent at cleaning up from this murder as he was on the second one, he should be fine.

Side note: Who smiles while throwing up gang signs?

 

Typical Boston Sports Fan Right Here

 

Such a typical Boston move right here. Counting their chickens before they hatch. To be honest I don’t even care who wins this series because I hate both teams almost equally (bitter Devils fan over here). I was hoping they would just kill each other in 7 games and one team would limp into the Stanley Cup Finals–but seriously Pittsburgh?! You can’t at least make it competitive? If your captain did a little less bitching and flopping and more scoring maybe it would make for some interesting hockey but watching the Bruins put you on lock down is like watching CSPAN. Hey Boston, you’re not innocent either. That Toucan Sam motherfucker on your team is just as bad with the diving than Crosby. This ain’t soccer so clean it up!