Posts Tagged ‘kid’

Little Kid Takes Doctor Shots Like A Boss

Posted: March 20, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Like a fuckin’ BOSS! Now get your goddamn kids vaccinated!



MUST SEE: Tiny Kid ‘Dances’ With A Big Ol’ Booty

Posted: March 20, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Funny
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I never thought a 5-year old kid could impregnate a woman until now. Isn’t it ironic that the 3rd world countries always have the most fun?!

Wait…this just in: this is downtown Detroit.





Appropriately Titled; Poptart Karma

Posted: February 27, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Something about kids being dumb that make clips like this never get old for me. Parker learned a valuable lesson in both sharing and karma that will live with her forever…or until she forgets in a couple hours.



Kid’s Famous Last Words: WATCH ME!

Posted: February 26, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I could honestly watch this GIF all day long.




Remember that movie ‘Unbreakable’ with Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis? Well I think we’ve found the real life version. This little guy gets his head rolled over TWICE by a runaway car and shoots up like he was doing up/downs at the NFL combine. That’s either pure adrenaline working at its best or this kid is really unbreakable.



Little Kid Is Gonna Dunk It; Proceeds To Fail At Life

Posted: October 2, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Classic example of what happens when you’re raised by two mothers.


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Kid Runs Around Room With Mom’s Massive Dildo

Posted: September 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Think Dennis the Menace here will be laughing in 10 years when he realizes his mom was chasing him around because he was playing hide n’ seek with a dildo bigger than him? I think not. By the way, this might be one of the funniest GIFS I’ve ever made.


We Know This Much: That Did Not Go As Planned

Posted: September 4, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Did Sgt. Slaughter just step on a rake or what? POW, right in the kisser!


She let go of the swing! What the fuck was that 4-year old thinking?! She let go of the swing! Ah, hey guy, I’m no scientist but I’m pretty sure gravity took control of this situation and just taught your child a valuable lesson on physics. The good news? She was able to get up and walk it off. The bad news? She now looks like Sloth from the Goonies.



Asian Kid Watches Parents Bone In Broad Daylight [SFW]

Posted: August 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Now’s not the time to play Curious George junior. Yea, your parents are horrible people for doing this but the more you poke around down there, the longer this is going to take.