Like a fuckin’ BOSS! Now get your goddamn kids vaccinated!
Posts Tagged ‘kid’
Little Kid Takes Doctor Shots Like A Boss
Posted: March 20, 2015 by subwaycreatures in AwesomeTags: boss, doctor, kid, shot, vaccinated
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MUST SEE: Tiny Kid ‘Dances’ With A Big Ol’ Booty
Posted: March 20, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, FunnyTags: daggering, dances, humps, kid, woman
I never thought a 5-year old kid could impregnate a woman until now. Isn’t it ironic that the 3rd world countries always have the most fun?!
Wait…this just in: this is downtown Detroit.
Appropriately Titled; Poptart Karma
Posted: February 27, 2014 by subwaycreatures in FunnyTags: door, girl, karma, kid, poptart
Something about kids being dumb that make clips like this never get old for me. Parker learned a valuable lesson in both sharing and karma that will live with her forever…or until she forgets in a couple hours.
Kid’s Famous Last Words: WATCH ME!
Posted: February 26, 2014 by subwaycreatures in FunnyTags: accident, fail, kid, park
I could honestly watch this GIF all day long.
Little Kid Gets Run Over By Car Twice And Walks Away From Accident
Posted: January 22, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTFTags: accident, brazil, kid, runover, survives
Remember that movie ‘Unbreakable’ with Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis? Well I think we’ve found the real life version. This little guy gets his head rolled over TWICE by a runaway car and shoots up like he was doing up/downs at the NFL combine. That’s either pure adrenaline working at its best or this kid is really unbreakable.
Little Kid Is Gonna Dunk It; Proceeds To Fail At Life
Posted: October 2, 2013 by subwaycreatures in FunnyTags: Basketball, child, dunk, fail, fall, kid
Classic example of what happens when you’re raised by two mothers.
Kid Runs Around Room With Mom’s Massive Dildo
Posted: September 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in FunnyTags: child, dildo, kid, Sex toy
Think Dennis the Menace here will be laughing in 10 years when he realizes his mom was chasing him around because he was playing hide n’ seek with a dildo bigger than him? I think not. By the way, this might be one of the funniest GIFS I’ve ever made.
We Know This Much: That Did Not Go As Planned
Posted: September 4, 2013 by subwaycreatures in AwesomeTags: boot camp, father, jenny jones, kid
Did Sgt. Slaughter just step on a rake or what? POW, right in the kisser!
This Dad’s Attempt To Push His Kid On A Swing Couldn’t Have Gone Worse
Posted: August 13, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, FunnyTags: child, crash, dad, daughter, fail, fall, father, kid, Parenting, swing
She let go of the swing! What the fuck was that 4-year old thinking?! She let go of the swing! Ah, hey guy, I’m no scientist but I’m pretty sure gravity took control of this situation and just taught your child a valuable lesson on physics. The good news? She was able to get up and walk it off. The bad news? She now looks like Sloth from the Goonies.
Asian Kid Watches Parents Bone In Broad Daylight [SFW]
Posted: August 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in DumbTags: child, kid, park, public, sex, Upskirt, worst parents
Now’s not the time to play Curious George junior. Yea, your parents are horrible people for doing this but the more you poke around down there, the longer this is going to take.
