Posts Tagged ‘rescue’

Stroller Holding Baby Is Blown Onto Tracks In London

Posted: August 13, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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This is some Final Destination kind of shit, huh? Stroller just takes off on its own and ends up on the train tracks. Luckily, a woman was able to save the kid but now they get to look forward to Death chasing them down the rest of their life.

 

 

 

O.M.G! Probably could’ve done without one of those this morning but I guess that’s now in every females vocabulary these days. Love how cool this construction worker plays it the entire time. Like yea, he knows the apartment is going up like it’s made of hay but there’s a ton of people watching from the adjacent building. Gotta Bruce Willis his way out of this one.

Side note: That swing onto the next level balcony was nuts. I might have taken my chances with the fire.

 

Now I can see why this weather might cause some issues for the search vessels. Looks like these people are just trying to survive themselves–let alone find a broken up plane in the ocean.

 

 

 

This is why I always cab it when I’m drunk. I just wanna get home to my bed and not have to worry about pissing in the subway or falling onto the tracks. Dude is lucky a train wasn’t coming and that people were around to throw his ass back onto the platform.

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And how about this guy jumping over the third rail 4 times?! I think he’s more lucky to be alive than the guy who fell.

 

Just a whole new world for these Mexicans. I guess you learn sledding the hard way when you’ve never seen snow before and the only ice you know of is in the glass of water that you’re refilling for a customer. And not for nothing but I’m pretty sure this is why you make sure there’s not a lake at the bottom of the hill you choose to go sledding down. Natural selection at it’s finest indeed!

 

Other than drinking it, water has always seemed to be Kryptonite for black people. Someone please explain this to me?? I’m as serious as the guy drowning in this video when I ask this question. I’m not trying to generalize because clearly some black people (including in the video) know how to swim but this seems to happen a lot. Move your hands and kick your feet. It’s not rocket science yet they still manage to make water look like quick sand. Oh, and it makes it very difficult to help out when you use the rescuers as buoys. Don’t do that. Someone please help me understand this phenomenon!

Side note: I don’t even want to hear anything about this being racist. You got us in the jumping and dick category so we’ll call it even.

Who is this Guy?!

Posted: August 30, 2011 by subwaycreatures in Accidents
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So there’s a new documentary on HBO called SUPERHEROES about morons who literally dress up and “protect” the streets of the cities they live in. Just like Jersey Shore, I couldn’t stop watching it even though it was the most ridiculous shit to ever take place in America (I say that loosely). Literally, gay crime fighters walking the streets like hookers on a Saturday night trying to bait people into rape, skateboarding at 4 am in Brooklyn, etc. etc. All the while local police laughing at them in their face. I must say though, my favorite by far was Master Legend:

 

ML drinks on the job, hits on chicks at bars, and carries an ice cube launcher. Not only does he NEED his own show, but I want to know how he has time to save the world in between crushing all the local pussy in downtown Orlando, FL. I don’t mean to get so side tracked but there’s a point to this. Master Legend must have been on vacation in Spain and saved this dude’s life on the tracks cause look at how calm and cool that guy is. Drunk dude knocked out on tracks? I got this. Train coming? Don’t rush me. Get the guy to safety? Done and done. I know I always say this but it seriously looks like a clip from a Hollywood movie. And if you ever come across Master Legend, he probably just saved your life and you didn’t even know it.