Posts Tagged ‘assault’


Chicago Tribune: Authorities are looking for three suspects who harassed a man on the CTA Blue Line in an incident captured on video. Two males appear to assault an older man on the train near the Racine stop in the video, which has been shared and viewed thousands of times since it was posted on Facebook on Wednesday. The victim did not file a report, but community leaders, enraged by the video, are calling for justice to be served, according to WGN-TV. Officer Jose Estrada, a Chicago police spokesman, said the Police Department is aware of the incident and is working with the CTA to investigate.


Assholes like these kids are everything that is wrong with America today. Picking on a senior citizen, filming it and then uploading it for a couple LIKES on Facebook is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard of since the ‘knockout game’. No doubt in my mind they will be caught and hopefully every single person who actually LIKED it on Facebook will have instant karma coming their way. The fuck is wrong with people??




And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: August 21, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Yep, that’s exactly who you think it is! The Chosen One! Just stood by and watched this park ranger get owned by a couple of skater punks. I was waiting for lightning to come crashing down on those little bastards but no. Nothing. Just a quick beating and they were on their merry way while this guy had to rethink his career. Fuckin’ God and his damn life lessons.


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I just watched that correctly, right? Dude just got crushed by a canoe paddle 3 times and just tries to walk it off?? How you gonna go down after that by a lousy push? Regardless, you know the Jim Ross treatment is coming on this one.






Ohhhhhhhhh! Kid jumped on him like Super Mario on a turtle shell! One of those unspoken rules that is just unfair unless you’re actually trying to kill the guy. Not sure of the outcome but I’d say Dude #2 is waking up with a bit of a headache.


A few things I learned growing up the hard way–never put your hands on the inside of a stove that’s been on for a while, never drink turpentine, and never lay a hand on a woman. Those weren’t things my parents taught me when I was little; those were lessons I learned the hard way and all 100% true. Now some people miss the boat on shit like that and have to reap the consequences at an older age like this guy who now has a tailpipe in his mouth and bear hugging his attacker’s leg, begging for mercy.


As annoying as this bitch was, I’ll give credit where credit is due. This dude’s hand came from the floor to almost decapitate this chick and somehow she got back up after that. Must be the worst feeling in the world for this guy but something tells me it wasn’t his first rodeo. No doubt in my mind if this guy decided last second to close his fist when he swung this girl would be in a coma.




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Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! Never understood how risking your life was worth it for a few bucks off a TV or cell phone. Hasn’t anyone heard of Cyber Monday? Don’t even have to get up off the couch let alone fight a mother of 2 for the new iPhone 5. Lately I’ve been watching a lot of ‘Doomsday Preppers’ and I’ve decided I’m going to build a bunker and put a plan together for every Black Friday. Just complete anarchy.


Long video, I get it, but millions of questions. Washington has super heroes? There’s a mutual combat law? Police just let you bang out in the street? And what’s up with the name Phoenix Jones? Sounds like a chick who sucks dick for a living on camera. Is this reality?

I’m not gonna lie, if a dude rolled up on me wearing a super hero costume, I’d probably give him a hard time too. But as soon as I started to fight and he’s moving like Muhammad Ali, I’m faking a pulled hammy. Yea, bowing out of a fight is embarrassing but getting knocked out by Bert the Bumble Bee is ten times worse.

Bully Takes Baseball Bat To The Head

Posted: November 7, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Fights
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Ding! That sound kinda reminds me of opening day in Little League, right? Like when you get your first hit of the season and the butterflies go away and you know it’s gonna be an all star year at third base. Although in this case Ding! means you’re probably gonna do 2-4 years for assault with a deadly weapon unless you can pull off some miraculous self defense angle. The worst part about it is that after Canseco-ing this kid to the head, he dropped the bat and let the dead kid’s friend tee of on him a couple times. As long as you nailed one, you might as well take’em all down. Especially the cameraman who’s got your whole trial on his iPhone.