It Wouldn’t Be Halloween In The Subway Without This Guy
Halloween Sluts Kick Off Halloween Weekend!
Bring’em out, bring’em out, bring’em out, bring’em out! Have a safe Halloween weekend everyone!
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Halloween Comes Early For Passengers On Inglewood Bus
Half these people are laughing and half are pissed off. Is no one scared? We have a zombie apocalypse on our hands and it’s clear that one of them is trying to get on the bus. Props to the bus driver for not running this guy over because I’m pretty sure no one would miss him.
And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week!
‘Pickle Surprise’ has to be the scariest Halloween costume I’ve ever seen. Nightmares for days!
Man Hands Out Fetus Dolls To Halloween Trick-or-Treaters
Well it makes for a good conversation starter, no? ‘Daddy, where do baby fetuses come from?’ At least the guy wasn’t prejudice about the little bastards. I saw a black one in there. Listen, it might not have been the best timing to give those out but as a parent, you tell your kid it’s a sleeping baby doll and move on with life.
If anything the kid has all the right to be pissed. I HATED getting anything other than candy for Halloween. Thanks for the nickel and 3 pennies lady, what do you want me to do with this? Maybe if I’m lucky enough to get another dollar in change I can buy my candy on Halloween! And then there’s the people that give random objects from around their house. I seriously had a woman give me a knitted finger puppet one time. Just one. Not even two where at least I can have a conversation between the two of them on my fingers. People, go to the store and buy candy on Halloween. Maybe then your house won’t get egged every year.
10 Year Old Pulls 9MM On Woman During Trick-or-Treating
Aiken, South Carolina:
According to a police incident report, a 28-year-old woman told authorities she recognized some boys from her neighborhood while they were trick-or-treating about 6:30 p.m. Monday near Schroeder and George streets and jokingly told them she would take their candy. One 10-year-old in the group of about 10 juveniles responded with “no you’re not …” and then pointed a 9 mm handgun at her.
Ah the good ol’ South. I’ll be careful what I say since CSC has readers down there but goddamn these kids aren’t playing around. OK, now for my thug costume…oversized money sign chain? Check. Bandana? Check. Baggy jeans? Check. I just feel like something’s missing…oh shit I forgot my dad’s 9MM of course! This kid must have had a traumatic experience the previous year and no way he was getting robbed of his candy again. I’m not gonna lie that was the easiest way of trick-or-treating when I was younger. Let the younger kids do all the work and at the end of the night you give’em the old ‘I’ll take that, thanks.’ Nope, not in South Carolina. Down there you try that shit and it’s two to the chest and one to the head.
It’s The Friday Before Halloween!
I’m gettin the fuck outta here and it’s gonna be an insane weekend…multiple Halloween parties starting tonight then Giants game on Sunday. I’ll let my girl Mar Ortiz say it best…
Man Saws Off Parking Meter In Front Of Parking Cop
We’ve all had one of those days where nothing seems to go right no matter what. This guy hit his breaking point and I love this! He did what every single one of us has always wanted to do when in this situation. Excuse me. Are you giving me a parking ticket? The meter expired? What meter? [cue chainsaw]
And I know Halloween is right around the corner but goddamn! If I were that lady parking cop and that serial killer lookin dude came near me with a chainsaw I would be latched onto the trunk of that cab yellin ‘floor it!’ No way in hell do those parking cops get paid enough to handle these situations. She absolutely shit herself and will think twice next time she gives a bearded man wearing a jump suit a parking ticket.