Posts Tagged ‘mta’

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Holy Christ! Was that so hard?! Made half my website dedicated to this and 3 years later we finally have it. Not that it’s really going to make a difference but at least people have signs to refer to when someone gets caught. I think my biggest pet peeve out of these is the ‘showtime’ one. Absolutely despise those kids and the tourists who antagonize them.

Photos courtesy of Gothamist

 

 

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NYC Rat Terrifies Commuters On The A Train

Posted: April 8, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.

 

Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.

Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.

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Nasty: Guy Pukes Brains Out On NYC Subway

Posted: January 31, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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This is why you splurge the money for a cab ride home after the bar. Gets you there faster and you don’t have to worry about people filming you puking up your Campbell’s soup dinner.

-Thanks to Patrick for sending this over

 

 

In Case You Missed It…

Posted: January 6, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Annnnnnnd we’re back! Took the last 2 weeks off which felt like a month but slowly getting back into the swing of things. What better way to kick off the week than with this gem?

Some Subway Halloween Pics To Pass The Time

Posted: October 31, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Photos
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I know I already posted this when it first came out but would it really be Halloween in the subway without this guy? Happy Halloween!

 

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Sometimes this is just how life goes. You’re late for work, you don’t want to be in the subway in the first place, and next thing you know a fuckin’ milkshake slaps you upside your head from a passing train. Although I’m calling internet bullshit because why was this dude filming in the perfect spot while a random train passes in the first place? He’s either in on it or this was setup from the beginning. Damn you Jimmy Kimmel!

 

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Still no power to lower Manhattan, still no signs of subway’s getting back up running, and I’m turning into Jack Nicholson in The Shining from cabin fever. But this video from the MTA just goes to show you how much longer things could stay this way. Just looks like a scene from the movie Daylight. At what point do we send Sly Stallone in there to pull the drain plug on this party?

 

Kid’s parents must be proud. I’m 99.9% sure a homeless bum wouldn’t even do this for $1. You know why? Because even a bum knows that he touches that railing everyday gimping into the subway after sifting through garbage with his hand down his pants. $1 doesn’t even get you half way to paying your subway fare so you still have 2 railings to go shithead. Hope it was worth it cause your mouth is now as clean as Magic Johnson’s dick while inside Pamela Anderson’s pussy. If anyone recognizes this subway entrance please share with us so I can never go in it ever again.

Side note: I no longer blame the Asians for wearing gloves and masks all over NYC and I give this kid one week to live.