Wanna Use The Battery Tunnel In NYC? Hope You Have A Submarine


Still no power to lower Manhattan, still no signs of subway’s getting back up running, and I’m turning into Jack Nicholson in The Shining from cabin fever. But this video from the MTA just goes to show you how much longer things could stay this way. Just looks like a scene from the movie Daylight. At what point do we send Sly Stallone in there to pull the drain plug on this party?

Shinin’ Them Shoes!

Well Jesus Christ! Just look at the shin on those shoes! I don’t know why this guy isn’t running a shoe shining business with how much dedication and determination he’s putting into this. And as always, the people sitting around him just go on as if it’s just another day on the NYC subway which is actually the truth. With the shit I’ve seen on those trains, I wouldn’t even touch my shoe with my hand, let alone put my tongue to them. Now here’s the million dollar question. Where the fuck is he going that he needs his shoe THAT clean cause I’ll tell you right now it ain’t a job interview. Maybe it has nothing to do with needing his shoe cleaned. Maybe he accidentally dropped his crack on his shoe and he’s just trying to get his money’s worth. Either way I give this guy 24 hours to live before he comes down with some mutated disease and turns the NYC subway into a scene from the movie 12 Monkeys.