Dude Hanging Out On The Subway

Shirt? Check. Hoodie? Check. Black socks? Check. Shoes? Check. Well, time to start my day on the good ol’ E train! When I see videos like this, I don’t blame the asians for walking around with bio masks on. This makes me never want to sit on a subway car or even hold onto the railings. I swear I’m currently in the process of learning how to “subway surf” or ride the train without having to touch anything. It’s a lot easier with the shocks they have on the new trains since the older trains are basically like riding one of the runaway mine shaft cars from Indiana Jones. Once I’ve mastered it I promise to pass the technique on to everyone.

Oh, and what is this guy actually doing during the whole video? From the looks of it, braiding his Sasha Grey-like pubes.

Shinin’ Them Shoes!

Well Jesus Christ! Just look at the shin on those shoes! I don’t know why this guy isn’t running a shoe shining business with how much dedication and determination he’s putting into this. And as always, the people sitting around him just go on as if it’s just another day on the NYC subway which is actually the truth. With the shit I’ve seen on those trains, I wouldn’t even touch my shoe with my hand, let alone put my tongue to them. Now here’s the million dollar question. Where the fuck is he going that he needs his shoe THAT clean cause I’ll tell you right now it ain’t a job interview. Maybe it has nothing to do with needing his shoe cleaned. Maybe he accidentally dropped his crack on his shoe and he’s just trying to get his money’s worth. Either way I give this guy 24 hours to live before he comes down with some mutated disease and turns the NYC subway into a scene from the movie 12 Monkeys.