I ride the damn subway at LEAST 10 times a week and I never get these trains! Just tell me where I need to be going and I’ll bring the singles. Any of these chicks can get it…

I ride the damn subway at LEAST 10 times a week and I never get these trains! Just tell me where I need to be going and I’ll bring the singles. Any of these chicks can get it…
The girl in the stripped outfit is hurtin’ for a squirtin’