Posts Tagged ‘swing’

 

She let go of the swing! What the fuck was that 4-year old thinking?! She let go of the swing! Ah, hey guy, I’m no scientist but I’m pretty sure gravity took control of this situation and just taught your child a valuable lesson on physics. The good news? She was able to get up and walk it off. The bad news? She now looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

 

Sloth

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As annoying as this bitch was, I’ll give credit where credit is due. This dude’s hand came from the floor to almost decapitate this chick and somehow she got back up after that. Must be the worst feeling in the world for this guy but something tells me it wasn’t his first rodeo. No doubt in my mind if this guy decided last second to close his fist when he swung this girl would be in a coma.

 

Rooks rike those first couple shots just pissed instructor off. Now he in much trouble…

Bully Takes Baseball Bat To The Head

Posted: November 7, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Fights
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Ding! That sound kinda reminds me of opening day in Little League, right? Like when you get your first hit of the season and the butterflies go away and you know it’s gonna be an all star year at third base. Although in this case Ding! means you’re probably gonna do 2-4 years for assault with a deadly weapon unless you can pull off some miraculous self defense angle. The worst part about it is that after Canseco-ing this kid to the head, he dropped the bat and let the dead kid’s friend tee of on him a couple times. As long as you nailed one, you might as well take’em all down. Especially the cameraman who’s got your whole trial on his iPhone.

 

OK I can understand if it’s a really hot day out how this would be relevant, but what the fuck is the point of this thing. This invention is as useful as Stephen Hawking’s legs. Why is water even involved if it doesn’t get you wet?? And to think there are countries with no running water and shit like this exists.

 

Never again Grace! What? One more time? Ok!