Tough Guy Pussies Out When Cops Board Train

 

And here is the exact moment you realize this Captain Phillips motherfucker had warrants out for his arrest. Just painful to watch. ‘Tell your girl she is beautiful. Tie my bracelet again.’ Guy went from bully to coward in the snap of a finger. Props to the white guy cause you know he’s not built for this shit and was just dealing with a rough situation the best he could in front of his girl.

 

 

Bully Takes Baseball Bat To The Head

 

Ding! That sound kinda reminds me of opening day in Little League, right? Like when you get your first hit of the season and the butterflies go away and you know it’s gonna be an all star year at third base. Although in this case Ding! means you’re probably gonna do 2-4 years for assault with a deadly weapon unless you can pull off some miraculous self defense angle. The worst part about it is that after Canseco-ing this kid to the head, he dropped the bat and let the dead kid’s friend tee of on him a couple times. As long as you nailed one, you might as well take’em all down. Especially the cameraman who’s got your whole trial on his iPhone.