Another day, another shot of Sponge Bob in a bikini. I swear to God the only reason I throw this shit up is because I know there’s a good number of you who love her. As I’ve always said, I’m not saying she’s not hot–I’m saying THIS
is not Sports Illustrated cover material. However, this part is still always fun to watch…
So here’s what AskMen claims to be their top 20 most desirable women of 2013. 20) Claire Danes 19) Naomie Harris 18) Olivia Munn 17) Zooey Deschanel 16) Cheryl Cole 15) Emilia Clarke 14) Christina Hendricks 13) Blake Lively 12) Sofia Vergara 11) Candice Swanepoel 10) Michelle Jenneke 9) Jessica Pare 8) Jessica Gomes 7) Kristen Stewart 6) Miranda Kerr 5) Emma Stone 4) Rihanna 3) Kate Upton 2) Mila Kunis 1) Jennifer Lawrence.
Now I’m not sure what exactly ‘desirable’ means in this case but if I’m making a top 20 list, it would look a lot different. A few I can agree with but for the most part here’s what I’m going with and I doubt I’m alone:
Get used to it Kate, you’re in the spotlight now. You’re gonna get grilled like this all the time about every move you make. But nice recovery with the whole sister thing. If you want it to go away, just tell everyone you got rung out like a dish towel by Mark Sanchez and all will be forgotten.
But honestly, how is this chick only 19? Someone please test her for PEDs.