Posts Tagged ‘Kate Upton’



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Gawker: Good Son Obeys Mom’s No Porn Policy And Jerks Off In Backyard

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TheChive: Kids Are The Most Destructive Force On The Planet [PHOTOS]

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Deadspin: Soccer Player Survives Lightning Strike

Egotastic: Kate Upton Is Once Again The Cover Of Sports Illustrated [PHOTOS]

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EliteDaily: Man Uses Tinder To Hitchhike 7,500 Miles Across America

Distractify: The Debate About Boobs vs Butts Has Just Been Settled By PornHub

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Posted: October 10, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Dumb, Funny, Photos, Sexy, Sports
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Gawker: Family Flees 6,000 Deadly Spiders ‘Bleeding’ Through Walls

Brobible: Dad Has Meltdown When Son Deletes His Angry Birds App

TheChive: Aren’t We Clever [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Doctors Remove Football Sized Tumor From Teens Mouth

Deadspin: Ex-NFL Exec Says Teams Covered Up Hundreds Of Domestic Abuse Cases

Gothamist: Dead Whale 58 Feet Long Had Bite Marks On It’s Side

DailyMail: Ebola Has Now Hit Paris And Brazil

Egotastic: Kate Upton Shows Black Bra In A See-Through Top In NYC

WorldWideInterweb: Ultimate Mascot Fail Compilation

Cracked: The 6 Most Impressive Things Ever To Get Out Of Work

Uproxx: This Guy’s Mugshot Proves He’s The Biggest Patriots Fan Ever

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Teen Kills Mother Then Loses Virginity To Her Corpse

EliteDaily: It Was A Good Run; 60 Signs Your Party Girl Life Is Ending

Distractify: 30 Of The Most Terrifyingly Creepy Places Around The World

Viralnova: These Images Make Look Fake, But There’s No Editing Here [PHOTOS]




Reddit: Redditor Coolsexguy420boner posted this picture of Kate Upton from 2007 when he took his then girlfriend to homecoming. He writes:

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Love this kid’s attitude. She peaked when I showed her the night of her dreams. Nope, we didn’t bang. Didn’t get wasted due to her strict, religious family. Just went to homecoming and was home by 10:30. Like I said, night of her dreams! Well kid, I don’t blame you. If I dumped a chick who went on to become an international model I would’ve said the exact same thing. Probably drink myself into some kind of stupor even. But you know what? Good old Sponge Bob’s 15 minutes is almost up so don’t worry. Just remember who “had” her first my man.



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Barstool: Top 5 Groups You’d Never Want To  Run Train On Your Sister

BroBible: Watch The Time Lapse Of A Homeless War Vet Get Made Over

The Chive: You Can’t Explain That! [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Typhoon About To Hit Philippines Could Be Biggest Storm In History Of The World

Deadspin: Tom Brady Can’t Get Over How Small The Red Sox Players Are

Gothamist: Glenn Beck Urges NY State To Secede From NYC Before It Becomes The Next Detroit

DailyMail: Here’s Pics Of The Brazilian Hooker Who Videotaped Bieber Sleeping

TMZ: Kate Upton’s Naked Body Paint Video

WorldWideInterweb: 20 Photos Taken Right Before Disaster Struck [PHOTOS]

COED: Tara Reid’s 40 Hottest Pics Before Her 38th Birthday, Yes 38th! [PHOTOS]

EliteDaily: Russia’s Prom Pictures Are Wilder Than You’d Ever Expect! [PHOTOS]

HyperVocal: Chicago Bus Rider Hates Marriage Equality

TFM: Drunk Hockey Fan Rips Off Players Helmet And Wears It

TIME: Man Says It’s His Right To Takes Upskirt Pics On Subway

Distractify: 22 Most Incredible Places To Sleep In The World [PHOTOS]




Gawker: Punk Band Shoots Porn Film On Front Lawn Of Westboro Baptist Church

Guyism: This Guy Thought He Could Win Back His Ex Through The Douchiest Movie You’ll Ever See

Barstool: Kate Upton–Supermodel

BroBible: Miley Cyrus Took Some Risque Photos With Terry Richardson

TheChive: Daily Morning Awesomeness [PHOTOS]

Gothamist: NYPD Shows Hundreds Of Seized Motorcycles

DailyMail: Woman Shot Dead Yesterday In D.C. Thought Obama Was Stalking Her

Egotastic!: Nikke Leigh’s Hot Bikini Pics Sizzle [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Giant Hornets Responsible For 42 Deaths In China

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Sideline Reporter Fail Compilation

Uproxx: The Best Fails Of September

COEDMagazine: Best Man Gets Slapped At Altar

Hypervocal: Wild Footage Of Capitol Hill Police Chase

TotalFratMove: Guy Shotguns Beer During Class Lecture



Gawker: Jimmy Kimmel Has Kanye West Pissed Off Because Of This

Guyism: How To Make A Sandwich

Barstool: Topless Protester Punched In Face By Model

BroBible: Mariano Exits The Mound For The Last Time

theCHIVE: You Can’t Explain That [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Flesh Eating Drug Hits Arizona

DeadSpin: MMA Fighter Dies Before Weigh-In

Gothamist: 6 Kids Arrested For Trashing Ex- NFL Player’s House

Egotastic!: Andressa Urach On The Beach Is Unreal [PHOTOS]

Uproxx: Soccer Player Plays Defense With His Face

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EliteDaily: The 10 Softest Off The Field Injuries In Sports History

HyperVocal: Terry Crews Singing Vanessa Charlton Is Why We Need More Terry Crews

TotalFratMove: Kate Upton Beats Jimmy Fallon In Flip Cup


Gawker: Mother Disguises Herself As Daughter To Take Exam In Her Place

Guyism: Did ESPN Cut Off Bill Simmons Because He Wanted To Discuss ‘The Decision’?

Barstool: Dwayne Wade Declares Himself One Of The Greatest Ever

BroBible: Watch Drake Get Denied Access To The Heat Locker Room After The Game

TheChive: The Extravagant Lifestyle Of Floyd Mayweather Is Ridiculous [PHOTOS]

TheHuffPost: Female Masturbation App In The Works

DeadSpin: Warrant Issued For Aaron Hernandez’s Arrest

Gothamist: What NYC Will Look Like Once New Evacuation Zones Go Into Effect

Egotastic!: Kate Upton Topless, But Not Topless [SFW]

Mandatory: Check Out All The Heat Fans Who Are Also Baltimore Raven Fans

WorldWideInterweb: The Most Nonsensical Billboards Of All Time [PHOTOS]

ClipNation: Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Sausage Party’

COEDMagazine: Kanye And Kim Gave Their Daughter The Most Annoying Name Possible

EliteDaily: 15 Things You Can Buy With Your College Tuition

HyperVocal: Russian Tampax Commercials Are No Joke

UpRoxx: Rumor: The Rock Dwayne Johnson Will Face Off Against Arnold Schwarzenegger In ‘Terminator 5’


Another day, another shot of Sponge Bob in a bikini. I swear to God the only reason I throw this shit up is because I know there’s a good number of you who love her. As I’ve always said, I’m not saying she’s not hot–I’m saying THIS

Upton CSC

is not Sports Illustrated cover material. However, this part is still always fun to watch…




DailyNews: After the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy at club LIV in Miami Beach. “They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.


Saw this one coming. Hot white girl puts on weight, goes on the cover of Sports Illustrated, and a powerful black dude pounces like a starving lion. She didn’t even stand a chance–what Diddy wants, Diddy gets. Just fun to watch everyone try and get it in before Kate fades in the limelight and OD’s on meds in a hotel bathroom.

Bored Boy


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Buzzfeed: Weatherman Wishes Hugh Janus A Happy Birthday On Air

Guyism: Kate Upton Talks About Modeling

Barstool: Woman Can Only See Things Upside Down

BroBible: Google Street View Picks Up Public Handjob

TheChive: You Can’t Explain That! [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Cop Demoted For Naked Pics [SFW]

DeadSpin: Portland Fan Picks Nose During Broadcast

Gothamist: 7 Scary St. Paddy Day Videos To Prepare You For The LIRR And MetroNorth Tomorrow

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Guyism: Human Statue Punches Tourist In Face

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