Watch Kate Upton Lie Like A Politician About Mark Sanchez

 

Get used to it Kate, you’re in the spotlight now. You’re gonna get grilled like this all the time about every move you make. But nice recovery with the whole sister thing. If you want it to go away, just tell everyone you got rung out like a dish towel by Mark Sanchez and all will be forgotten.

But honestly, how is this chick only 19? Someone please test her for PEDs.

Someone Please Tell Me Ahmad Bradshaw And Angelina From Jersey Shore Hooking Up Is A Joke

TMZ: NY Giants star running back Ahmad Bradshaw has apparently developed an extra-special relationship with former “Jersey Shore” star Angelina Pivarnick … TMZ has learned … but the Staten Island Dump insists they’re NOT officially dating. Angelina was at Saddle Ranch in L.A. yesterday … when we asked point blank if they were together … and we were met with an uncomfortable silence … followed by, “I’m not dating him … like, no.” Pivarnick explained, “We’ve hung out together … we’re really close, he’s a cool dude.” “I think he’s a hot black … I’m not gonna deny that. I would be lying if I told you he wasn’t hot.” Angelina recently posted a photo of the two lookin’ all cozy at a NY club a few weeks ago — they look platonic to you?

 

Ahmad Bradshaw, you just won the Super Bowl…what are you going to do next??? Angelina Pivarnick! Dude, is this fucking real? Out of all people why the hell did it have to be her? You should be out crushing Kate Upton and Kim Kardashian like Mark Sanchez, not has-been reality whores who are completely irrelevant in today’s society! You need to totally redeem yourself by banging some super model ASAP! Make this go away now!