How Would You Like To Be On A Russian Beach When This Hailstorm Hits?

Nothing like a huge hailstorm to light your beach up like Normandy in 1944. A beach on the river just past the bridge is so Russia it hurts.

Side note: What in the hell was this lady doing that took her so long to get in? When there are 75MPH golf ball-sized hail stones flying at your head you might wanna MOVE IT!