Massive Boa Constrictor On The Loose In NJ Lake

Posted: July 14, 2014 by subwaycreatures in News
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Wildlife aside, lakes gross me out in the first place. Between the shit you find at the bottom mixed with the murky, shitty water you just never know what you’re going to come across. Now I guess we can add 20 foot snakes that have the potential to eat your children to that list. I’ve seen all the ‘Anaconda’ movies and I know how this plays out. If I’m a Lake Hopatcong resident I’m going on an extensive vacation til this thing is killed by J-Lo and Ice Cube.

 

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