Posts Tagged ‘russia’


Count your blessings when you kiss the side of a truck that is going 50MPH and all you walk away with is a limp. Russia is a goddamn Youtube gold mine with all of their dash cams. Pretty much the only thing Florida is missing.




Of all the negative things that come out of Russia, I’m gonna have to give this to them. Very innovative right here. For the first time in my life I must say…well done Russia, well done!



A Whole Different Kind Of Road Rage In Russia; Wait For It…

Posted: September 2, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Just wait for it…




How about this shit, huh? It’s like the circus is in town! Weaving in and out of traffic is one thing I could never understand about motorcyclists. They drive like they own the road when all it takes is a car to quickly change lanes and you’re sitting on the roof of it like a monkey at 6 Flags. Guy is lucky to say the least.





If you think Putin isn’t behind this you are out of your goddamn mind. Guy probably gave the pregame speech to these girls in the locker room. I can just picture it now ‘If she dies, she dies!’ Only other thing I could think of is that they are still salty over 1980 but my money’s on Putin.

Side note: How mad would you be if you broke a hockey stick over a girl’s head and she got right back up. ‘Murica!





UPDATE: So just as I suspected the first video was from a few days ago and misleading but I guess you can compare it to what actually happened to Flight 17.

I say supposedly because it’s hard to believe anything on the internet nowadays but if it is then this is nuts. All of the news networks are scared to say a missile definitely took the plane out but let’s call a spade a spade–a missile took the fuckin’ plane out. The plane was flying over hostile territory where two planes had already been shot down and there were no prior reports of any problems on the plane. Bodies were scattered 7 miles across the crash site and debris just as far? I’m no FAA investigator but I don’t think I have to be to know that the plane broke up midair and the people who did this packed it in QUICK after seeing this shit go down. With 23 Americans on board, is this about when everyone puts their fingers on the button? Scary thought.

Side note: Good to know CNN has something to report on for the next two months.


Nothing like a huge hailstorm to light your beach up like Normandy in 1944. A beach on the river just past the bridge is so Russia it hurts.

Side note: What in the hell was this lady doing that took her so long to get in? When there are 75MPH golf ball-sized hail stones flying at your head you might wanna MOVE IT!





Fuckin’ chicks, man. Pretty sure there is a scientific study out there proving that women cannot multitask yet these ones think they can drive and shoot a music video simultaneously. The proof is in the pudding!









All You Need To Know About Russia Right Here

Posted: April 14, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Wait for it…wait for it…annnnnd pretty sure this sums up Russia in a two minute video.



This Russian Kid Has A Future In Conducting Music

Posted: March 6, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Oh yea, no one mind the cute kid in the background directing her fucking heart out.