Russian Shoots Guy In Face On Subway; Just Another Day In Russia

 

DailyMail: A security camera has captured a suspected racist shooting on the Moscow metro as two men armed with handguns attacked a dark-skinned passenger. Two men sit on the underground train in the Russian capital when a fellow passenger travelling in the same carriage attracts their attention. One of the attackers nods to the other, whispers something, and then both draw guns in the vicious assault which was caught on footage obtained by Life News, a major Russian media outlet. The younger one uses a ‘traumatic hand gun’ to shoot into the abdomen of Khashim Latipov, 30, from Dagestan, a region in the Caucasus region of southern Russia. He kicks him and shoots again, putting the gun at the man’s head, as other passengers flee to the far end of the carriage. The two men then turn their backs on the victim but keep threatening their victim with guns until they flee the train at Nagornaya station. Faces of both attackers are caught by the security camera in the November 17 incident. Miraculously, Lapitov survived the attack but is seriously wounded. ‘The IDs of the shooters are not known yet, we are searching for them,’ a law enforcement source told Life News. ‘The victim was taken to the hospital, with one bullet in his jaw and serious damage to his face.’

 

Yea those passengers sure did look terrified. Couldn’t be more casual as if this happens twice a day. And what the hell is a ‘traumatic hand gun’ where you can shoot someone and they don’t die? I need me one of those.

 

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Russian Subway Accepts Squats As Payment For Riding

 

You know what the sad part about this is? The line for the real MTA machine would still be 20 people deep because that’s the way Americans are. Fat, selfish, lazy assholes who in almost 2014, expect everything to get done for them without having to lift a finger. Plus it’s NYC so I’m sure the ticket booth would demand at least 50 squats just because. Good luck getting people like this guy to do 5 squats without their knees snapping.

 

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I Think This Russian Van Was Trying To Go To Space; Almost Succeeds

In case the video gets pulled down CLICK HERE

 

By now I’m already sick of seeing the Miguel Leg Drop so I’m not even going to bother posting it. Besides, this is way better anyway. I’m pretty sure stunt crews from Hollywood couldn’t pull off a jump more spectacular than this. The pure physics of that van getting that much height and distance through the air is mind boggling. Happy Monday!

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

 

Pretty sure this dance is the only way Russians get the sun to come out. I remember doing something similar to this in my friends out-ground pool growing up to create a whirl effect but can you imagine this many people doing it?! I have to admit the beat is pretty sick and how long do we give it until Kanye remixes it? Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here?