Posts Tagged ‘russia’

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: February 19, 2014 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Happy Hump Day from the Russian Twerk Team!



Boring paperwork


Gawker: Smoking Is Somehow Worse Than You Thought

Guyism: 11 People At The Bar Everyone Hates

BroBible: Instagram’s Most Famous Butt: Meet Jen Selter

TheChive: Oh Russia, Where Would The Internet Be Without You [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Iranian Man Hasn’t Showered In 60 Years…And Smokes Shit

DeadSpin: Kellen Winslow Was Jerking Off In His Car

Gothamist: Human Remains Could Be Linked To Missing NYC Autistic Teen

Egotastic!: Candice Swanepoel’s Nip Slip For Vogue [NSFWish]

Uproxx: Texting Driver Gets Instant Karma

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Man Films Women Looking At His ‘Bulge’ On The Subway

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Workout Fail Compilation

EliteDaily: Could This Be The Hockey Save Of The Year?

HyperVocal: There’s A Chance Justin Bieber Could Be Deported From The U.S.

Distractify: I Had No Idea There Was A Secret To Shopping At Costco…This Changes Everything!

Viralnova: Grandma Turns Shed Into Tiny Home



Pretty sure this defies the laws of gravity and I’m still trying to figure out how this guy ended up this way. It literally looks like the toilet tried to suck his dick down the drain. He might not remember the previous night but his back pains will be a helpful reminder.


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With Love, From Russia [NSFWish]

Posted: December 19, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sexy
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Couldn’t wait for Hump Day on this one. I felt like it needed to be out there. Rack City bitch!



Just A Russian Getting Smoked By A Car Doing 60 MPH

Posted: December 4, 2013 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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It has to be the perfect scenario for this guy to not be dead or crippled right now. Instead he just got his leg dented. As always, go buy a lottery ticket my friend.




DailyMail: A security camera has captured a suspected racist shooting on the Moscow metro as two men armed with handguns attacked a dark-skinned passenger. Two men sit on the underground train in the Russian capital when a fellow passenger travelling in the same carriage attracts their attention. One of the attackers nods to the other, whispers something, and then both draw guns in the vicious assault which was caught on footage obtained by Life News, a major Russian media outlet. The younger one uses a ‘traumatic hand gun’ to shoot into the abdomen of Khashim Latipov, 30, from Dagestan, a region in the Caucasus region of southern Russia. He kicks him and shoots again, putting the gun at the man’s head, as other passengers flee to the far end of the carriage. The two men then turn their backs on the victim but keep threatening their victim with guns until they flee the train at Nagornaya station. Faces of both attackers are caught by the security camera in the November 17 incident. Miraculously, Lapitov survived the attack but is seriously wounded. ‘The IDs of the shooters are not known yet, we are searching for them,’ a law enforcement source told Life News. ‘The victim was taken to the hospital, with one bullet in his jaw and serious damage to his face.’


Yea those passengers sure did look terrified. Couldn’t be more casual as if this happens twice a day. And what the hell is a ‘traumatic hand gun’ where you can shoot someone and they don’t die? I need me one of those.


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Some Bad Ass Russian Kids Wrestling A Bear

Posted: November 15, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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How fucking bad ass is this? Like we all know Russians are the coldest, most emotionless people alive but wrestling a young bear at age 10? Not for me. I don’t care if that thing is trying to eat me or not–it’s claws are longer than my fingers. Last thing I need is to catch one of those daggers to the mid section and get opened up in front of my friends. I guess this is how they start’em young in Russia. Absurd.



Russian Subway Accepts Squats As Payment For Riding

Posted: November 13, 2013 by subwaycreatures in News
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You know what the sad part about this is? The line for the real MTA machine would still be 20 people deep because that’s the way Americans are. Fat, selfish, lazy assholes who in almost 2014, expect everything to get done for them without having to lift a finger. Plus it’s NYC so I’m sure the ticket booth would demand at least 50 squats just because. Good luck getting people like this guy to do 5 squats without their knees snapping.




Have a great weekend!


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Man Kills Wild Boar With A Kitchen Sink In Russia

Posted: October 21, 2013 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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And in today’s news from Russia: man kills wild boar using a kitchen sink that was lying around the neighborhood. Fuckin’ Russia I tell ya! If that thing wasn’t dead from the porcelain bash to the head, I think running it over 10 times did the job.