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LiveLeak: A woman was involved in a wreck with two trains on Sunday morning, and Police said the 29-year-old woman was fleeing police when the accident occurred. Officials said the woman walked away with only a broken arm, which seems like a miracle considering images of the vehicle. The mangled Mercedes sat pinned under the train for several hours after the driver was rushed to the hospital. Detective Adam Osoro of the Woods Cross Police Department described the accident.“ It just couldn’t stop in time,” he said of the woman’s vehicle. “It was too close to the incident, didn’t have time to stop.” At about 8:20 a.m., police responded to an unwanted guest disturbance call. In other words, the suspect wouldn’t leave someone’s house. “Our complainant gave a vehicle description of someone that was involved,” Osoro said. “At that time, one of our patrolmen spotted the vehicle and attempted to stop it on Redwood Road.” When the woman didn’t pull over for police, a brief chase began. Osoro said it was during the chase the woman and the trains collided. “There was already a southbound train going across 2600 south, and she hit that train while it was crossing,”Osoro said. “While officers were trying to get her out of her car, a second southbound train hit her vehicle.” Despite the impacts, the woman suffered only a broken arm. “The vehicle sustained heavy damage, so in this case she’s very lucky to still be with us,” Osoro said. Witnesses involved said alcohol was present at the original location, but police haven’t confirmed whether the woman was intoxicated. Police officials said she faces charges for evading arrest, and additional charges are being investigated.

 

Drunk drivers most of the time live through their own horrific crashes. Case in point, this bitch. Thankfully it was a train she hit and not a soccer mom van carrying kids but it very easily could’ve been. To be honest, I wasn’t even expecting a second train to come through so when it did my jaw dropped. How this hot mess made it through with only a broken arm is mind boggling.

 

 

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Another day, another crazy video via Russian dash cam. This time we have a car smashing into Smokey the Bear on a Russian highway and it shrugs it off like nothing ever happened. I’ve seen the damage a deer can do to a car but I can’t imagine a bear.

WFMZ: New video has surfaced of a Berks County man fleeing police and jumping into the path of a moving train. The cell phone video was captured by a 69 News viewer and details exactly what happened on the train tracks late Friday night in Spring Township. According to police, the man in the video is Nevin Walls, and he was fleeing from a uniformed officer. Just before midnight Friday, police were called after Walls, 31, wearing only boxer shorts, was acting disorderly in the 2200 block of Penn Avenue. Walls ran into the parking lot at the Redner’s Quick Shoppe and started screaming and yelling, police said. Then, he got into a car with a woman and child and demanded she drive away, said police. When an officer attempted to get in the vehicle, Walls ran up the embankment, raised his hands and jumped toward the approaching train, said police. “Anybody that knows him knows he wasn’t in a right mental state,” said Shaine Pachilis, who has been friends with Walls for more than 15 years. Pachilis claims Walls suffers from severe mental problems. Remarkably, he did survive. He was found lying between the rails and taken to Reading Hospital. According to Pachilis, he’s since been transferred to the University of Penn in Philadelphia.

 

Well that turned into an easy arrest. There’s gotta be nothing scarier than being a cop and getting the call that a crazy is running around the 7-11 parking lot in his boxers. You could literally see that cop stalling for time when Looney Toons tried to carjack that woman and her baby. Now, getting run over by a locomotive has to be one of the worst ways to go out because there’s always the chance you could just get your legs run over and survive through the pain. Sure enough that’s what sounds like happened here. The crazy lives to see another day.

 

Just a whole new world for these Mexicans. I guess you learn sledding the hard way when you’ve never seen snow before and the only ice you know of is in the glass of water that you’re refilling for a customer. And not for nothing but I’m pretty sure this is why you make sure there’s not a lake at the bottom of the hill you choose to go sledding down. Natural selection at it’s finest indeed!

Yet Another Russian Lucky To Be Alive

Posted: October 30, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Survival
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Fact: Just about every person in Russia has a camera mounted in their car because insurance fraud and people jumping in front of moving cars is the ‘in thing’ to do right now. What it gives us is pure gold of some of the craziest things shit Russia has to offer. Watch this asshole cut off another car, crash and walk away from his folded up piece of shit like it’s no big thing.

So this took place up in the Arctic where a man was sleeping in his tent when he awoke to a polar bear attacking him. He ended up shooting and killing the animal but not before suffering some gnarly battle wounds!

-Thanks to Lance for this

BroBible: Admittedly, this is a tough video to watch. Provided that you don’t have a death-by-train fetish. The basic backstory goes that a drunk man stumbling around the subway platform in Sweden, lost his footing and took a header into the tracks. Another man saw this, jumped down onto the tracks, burglarized the lifeless body before him and then left him there. Seconds later, a train comes — man still lying there — and runs right over his body. Unfathomably, he survived. Well, actually only eighty-percent of him survived as doctors have to amputate his one leg but he’s still breathing and has use of his brain so that’s a win.

 

Let’s look at this optimistically, the guy somehow survived. He may be down one leg but he’s alive. And not to throw salt in his crushed leg wound, but what was the guy who robbed him going to do anyway? Dude was drunk and knocked the fuck out laying on the tracks like he was on Sealy Posturepedic. Yea, yea, he coulda flagged the train down but he just robbed the guy. He’s gotta get rid of the witnesses! Only thing that sucks for the robber is that from the looks of how drunk that dude was, I highly doubt there was any money left in his wallet anyway.

Kid Makes Last Minute Escape From Under Moving Train

Posted: June 20, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Survival
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Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. No idea how this asshole got under the train in the first place but that was one ballsy move getting out. I’m sure he’s glad his friend could put down the camera and cigarette to help out.

 

I just don’t get kids these days. I’ve recently heard stories from kids sticking vodka covered tampons up their asses to actually drinking hand sanitizer straight from the bottle. Now this shit? Since when was the bar set so high? When I was a kid we did bong hits called “Waterfalls” that basically rendered you paralyzed for about an hour, you got hungry and munched out, called it a night and passed out. That was a “wild” night for me. Call me old fashioned but fuck sticking things up my ass, drinking chemicals, or playing Red Rover with subway trains.

Russian Dude Gets Crushed By Car

Posted: May 8, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Survival
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When I first watched this, the first thing I was impressed by was that this dude’s shoes stayed on. For some reason every single time a person gets hit by a car, their shoes fly off. Then, after watching the replay in slo-mo, I noticed they didn’t. Too bad. Anyway, BroBible says he only suffered a broken leg so that’s gotta be true…