Posts Tagged ‘motorcycle’

Middle Finger Karma Strikes Again

Posted: September 25, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Notice the girl holding the handlebars and then letting go to wave to the camera. Typical.

 

 

 

How about this shit, huh? It’s like the circus is in town! Weaving in and out of traffic is one thing I could never understand about motorcyclists. They drive like they own the road when all it takes is a car to quickly change lanes and you’re sitting on the roof of it like a monkey at 6 Flags. Guy is lucky to say the least.

 

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When Will Motorcycle Bullies Learn Their Lesson?

Posted: November 21, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Yes, they may roll in numbers. Yes, they might be able to intimidate people because of their appearance. Yes, they are the biggest assholes on the road. But they always seem to forget that they are on a glorified bicycle while the other person is usually in a 4,000lb car. This outcome SHOULD happen 100% of the time. Hands down I would try to run every person over that ever tried to open my car door and get to my family. All because you got cut off for a second on the road. Guess Louie C.K. nailed it:

 

 

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We get it, you ride a motorcycle. Fuck you. Driving on the wrong side of the road, riding on sidewalks, and weaving in and out of cars in traffic and then when one car gets cut off and almost hits a bike, they swarm the car and begin hitting it and punching the driver. Fuck these guys. Officially worse than the Taliban. Not sure why they think they are so invincible on a tiny motorcycle but these assholes will get theirs…

 

 

Motorcycle riders that drive in groups like this are possibly the worst people in the world. They’re attention whores who think they own the road and rules don’t apply to them. Now I don’t think anyone deserved to get run over but if you halt traffic on the highway and surround my car with 100 bikers, who then get off their bike to bully me? Yea, I’m flooring it and getting the fuck out of there. Only problem for the driver is that obviously he should’ve stayed on the highway cause you’re bound to hit traffic in the city like they did. And then look what happens.

UPDATE: Turns out the driver of the black Range Rover was a man traveling with his wife and kids when all this happened. He hit the motorcycle in front of him because the rider purposely slammed on his brakes to try to stop the car on the highway. When they eventually caught up to the Range, they beat the driver up and slashed him with a knife. Another rider also bashed the rear window in where the children were sitting. Even more of a reason I hate these guys!

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Pretty sure that motorcycle is still flipping as we speak. Never really seen a speed bump in the middle of an intersection before but then again never seen a hot Mexican woman stripping on the subway either. Weird place, this Mexico.

Man On Motorcycle Becomes Man On Boat

Posted: December 4, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I always become reluctant to think these are real because why would someone be filming this guy riding his motorcycle from a distance? Then again why would someone crash like that and risk serious injury as well as destroy his bike?

 

Women drivers. If their not chatting it up on the phone while trying to drive, their sleeping on their motorcycle while on the highway. This chick should’ve absolutely been a hood ornament on that semi so as I always say, go play the lottery cause you are one lucky bitch!

 

So the latest thing in Russia is drivers mounting cameras in their cars and the world has become a better place ever since! How often do you get to witness a couple having sex on a motorcycle while driving down the highway??

Brazilian Road Rage At It’s Best

Posted: March 26, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Survival
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It always pisses me off when I’m stuck in traffic and motorcycles get to creep right thru like a game of Frogger. I’m sure that’s what’s going on here and the lady couldn’t take it anymore so she had some choice words for this guy. I dunno what he’s all bent outta shape for? He doesn’t have to sit in the traffic and coulda been on his merry way but instead has to kick the one van with the psycho soccer mom in the driver’s seat.

Pretty sure this guy shoulda been dead about 3 different times but that has to be the worst feeling for this chick when she rams a parked car only to find him still pounding on her window.