Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Randy Quaid Bangs Wife Wearing Rupert Murdoch Mask [NSFW]

Posted: February 3, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Randy Quaid has officially lost his damn mind–and I love it! Who cares if he’s actually banging his wife in this video, it’s hilarious either way. I get it, the desperation needed to make this video is sad but also equally as entertaining. Somewhere Rupert Murdoch should be scared of what’s next because you just don’t mess with crazies like this. Give the guy his house back and cut your loses.

Side note: The part where he yells “I’mmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaack!” is EPIC on so many levels and had me rolling on the floor.

 

 

 

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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week [NSFWish]

Posted: July 16, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Just some dude getting plowed in the ass by a gay ghost. I’d say that qualifies as a WTF video.

 

 

 

IFLScience: A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention? The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired. According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

 

OK can we just get one thing out of the way–call it whatever you want but all this is is an advanced blowjob machine. Forget the hospital, you wanna make money throw this thing on the market. Especially in China. You’ll have one in every house by the end of one fiscal quarter. Not sure I’d be very open to sharing it though. Next up, clearly the woman in the video doesn’t know how this thing works or else I’m not sure she’d have her fingers in the mouth of that bad boy. Or maybe she would–the Chinese are fuckin freaks when it comes sex.

Don’t Worry Guys, The Dick Helmet Condom Is Here

Posted: May 29, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Yea! Just apply the base a day or two in advance so you can glue a mini yamakah to the tip of your dick and you’re golden! Game changer! Oh–and good luck getting that shit off cause I’m sure that will feel great on your dick head right after sex!

 

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Kids At Zoo Learn About 69ing Thanks To These Two Gorillas [NSFWish]

Posted: November 14, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Let’s just say it is a coincidence that the dolphin skull fucking a dead fish and a couple of gorillas 69’ing popped up within 24 hours of each other. I’m not on some bestiality bender over here. Anyway, isn’t this just further proof that man evolved from ape? I mean the one on the bottom even goes for the finger in the butt at one point. Ballsy move but ya gotta give credit for the attempt. A lot of parents were having interesting conversations this day leaving the zoo.

 

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Horny Dolphin Skull Fucks A Dead Fish [NSFWish]

Posted: November 13, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny, WTF
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Never thought you’d read that title, huh?

This is just further proof that dolphin are red blooded mammals who just need to get a nut off every once in a while. This thing actually reminds me of myself around age 14-15. Just humping everything within reaching distance. A headless fish? Don’t mind if I do! It’s even got the same cum face.

Side note: Is this like the downie version of a dolphin? What the fuck is up with the way this thing looks?

 

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Asian Kid Watches Parents Bone In Broad Daylight [SFW]

Posted: August 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Now’s not the time to play Curious George junior. Yea, your parents are horrible people for doing this but the more you poke around down there, the longer this is going to take.

 

 

Honestly I don’t know why things this dumb make me laugh so hard but this is fuckin hysterical. The dog’s one legged humping, the commentary, and the fact that they got stuck together is the perfect storm of funny.

So I guess this is a thing, huh? Dogs can get stuck together during sex. I looked it up and the male’s dick inflates at the end like a light bulb and becomes locked in there like ‘bitch you ain’t goin nowhere!’ Imagine if we had to deal with this shit?

 

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Never seen two people care less about their surroundings than this couple. If that chick didn’t catch something from him, she sure had to of from those seats.

-Thanks to Ryan for this

 

That’s one way of making sure she doesn’t get pregnant.