Tag: China

IT Worker Accidentally Broadcasts Porn On Train Station JumboTron

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Gawker: Watching porn on your work computer is never a good idea, but it’s an especially bad idea when your job involves testing a Jumbotron outside the train station of a major city in China. Last week, computer technician Yuan Mou inadvertently broadcast ten minutes of porn to hundreds of on-lookers gathered outside of the station in Jilin City. Yuan was hired by Southern Advertising Company to repair the giant LED screen, which had malfunctioned sometime in mid-June. Repairing the screen was apparently something of a full-time job, and Yuan took up residence inside the building the screen was attached to in order to finish the repair. One night last week, probably after a long day of work, Yuan fired up his DVD copy of The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks on his work computer, not realizing that the computer was still connected to the LED screen. Approximately ten minutes later, he received a phone call from his employer, letting him know that the porno was being broadcast to hundreds of onlookers scattered throughout the station’s square. Yuan immediately disconnected his computer and ditched the DVD, but by then it was too late. Jilin police took him into custody for questioning on Friday, and he reportedly confessed, though it’s unclear if he’s been charged with any sort of crime.

I guess at least it wasn’t his webcam that was on broadcasting everything, right? Still has to suck tho. Guy works all day wiring up a massive jumbotron and gets in his room to take the edge off and next thing he knows his fetish video of girls popping ping pong balls out of their pussies is airing for all of downtown China to see. To top it off, the company that hired you knows exactly who is to blame and throws your name in the newspaper. I feel a ‘would you rather’ coming on.

Chinese Man Sends Girl Bottle Of His Semen, She Unknowingly Applies It To Her Face

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EliteDaily: A Chinese student was so eager to profess his love for a woman that he bottled up his sperm and sent it to her. The woman, 19-year-old Zeng Lin, mistook the semen for moisturizer, and began applying it to her face before noticing it smelled peculiar. When the girl discovered what it was, Lin called the police, and Gou Wen, 22, was forced to compensate her with £200 ($300 US). “I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love,” Wen said. “Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way.”

 

First things first. That’s the penalty for sending a girl a cum bucket? $300?? A) where does that number come from? B) How often does this happen that they have a fine for it? Next line of business is this guy loving this chick so much that he thinks sending her his bottled man goo is the best way of telling her. I give him credit for the original idea but maybe next time stick to a card or flowers. A bottle of baby batter might come off a little serial killer-ish. Fuckin Asians man…

Side note: Was I misinformed when I was told semen was actually good for the skin or is that just the kind of girls I’ve been dealing with?

 

Zombie Apocalypse Continues In The Subway As Man Bites Off Passenger’s Ear

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If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!

The Chinese Have To Be The Coldest People In The World

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Two years-old bany girl was crushed by Van loaded with breads and Light Truck and ignored by 18 pedestrians except aunt garbage collector after seven minutes later. Where Satus Moral? No wonder why their country is always hit by the disaster and tragedy that cursed by God

 

Unfortunately this video is real and people like this actually exist. I know Asians are bad drivers but how do you 1) not see a kid standing in front of your truck and 2) Once you run him over and your truck pops up, keep going? 18 fuckin’ people just walk or ride by including another truck that runs the kid over again! Come on China, you guys are suppose to be smart! I guess compassion, morals, and concern don’t fall under that category.

On a sidenote, great parenting letting a 2 year old stroll down downtown China on her own. They found the rag doll of a kid on accident when the aunt was walking home after 15 minutes. Unbelievable…