Posts Tagged ‘love’

Bra That Only Unhooks If The Girl Likes You

Posted: January 28, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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As if unhooking a bra wasn’t hard enough for men–introducing this piece of shit!

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EliteDaily: A Chinese student was so eager to profess his love for a woman that he bottled up his sperm and sent it to her. The woman, 19-year-old Zeng Lin, mistook the semen for moisturizer, and began applying it to her face before noticing it smelled peculiar. When the girl discovered what it was, Lin called the police, and Gou Wen, 22, was forced to compensate her with £200 ($300 US). “I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love,” Wen said. “Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way.”

 

First things first. That’s the penalty for sending a girl a cum bucket? $300?? A) where does that number come from? B) How often does this happen that they have a fine for it? Next line of business is this guy loving this chick so much that he thinks sending her his bottled man goo is the best way of telling her. I give him credit for the original idea but maybe next time stick to a card or flowers. A bottle of baby batter might come off a little serial killer-ish. Fuckin Asians man…

Side note: Was I misinformed when I was told semen was actually good for the skin or is that just the kind of girls I’ve been dealing with?

 

Happy Valentines Day!

Posted: February 14, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Just kidding! Fuck this dumb holiday and the waste of money that goes into it. If you’re gonna get me something today, make it this drum set!

-Thanks to Mark for this

Would You Rather…

Posted: January 31, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Would you rather…

Be able to get any girl/man you want except the one girl/man of your dreams that you’ve always wanted to have a future with. They don’t give you the time of day and never will.

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Have a partner you see as beautiful and truly love but everyone else knows this person is not only unattractive but the devil, who is nothing but destructive to all of your other relationships and you are blind to it?

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Is This Couple Not A Match Made in Hell?

Posted: September 13, 2011 by subwaycreatures in Strange
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No, this is not Halloween…this is Saturday night at 2am in the NYC subway. The only thing more shocking in this video to me is the fact that whoever is the cameraman is able to sit across from these walks of life that call themselves humans. How can this person stomach this shit. They are popping and peeling the skin from each others faces. Have some more Meth you disgusting fucks! If I was even the least bit curious about doing Meth, this just sealed the deal for me tighter than a nuns pussy. Scared straight! If I were ever in this position everyone has the ‘all clear’ to push me in front of the next in coming L train. Unbelievable that people like this really exist.