Posts Tagged ‘beer’

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Gothamist: This was a Q train, I got on at Times Square after work around 9pm and I found her exactly like this, feet up, headphones on, bobbing her head, sipping her Becks, oblivious to people trying to find a seat. The train was pretty crowded, nowhere to sit. I rode the train all the way to Newkirk plaza and she was still there. It seemed to me she was getting off work as well because she had a badge or a keycard around her neck. I’m going to write a missed connection because she might be the one I’ve been waiting for…

 

Look there’s nothing more I like than a girl who gets off work and just wants to let loose and chug a beer like this chick. But when your feet look like you just walked from Financial District to the Upper West Side barefoot then I’m sorry but you’re getting next’d. The diseases that are on her feet probably haven’t been discovered yet. It’s a shame too cause the Ging had a lot going for her.

 

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FoodBeast: It’s called Beer Pong Master, and it’s made by the dudes at Bay Tek Games, the same dudes who put similar, less booze-themed machines in your local kid-friendly arcades (think about the games you see at Chuck E. Cheese’s). We spotted a couple of these rogue machines at last week’s Nightclub & Bar Show in Las Vegas, and to our surprise, people were too consumed with generic booth babes and free alcohol samples to notice (hell, we almost missed it too). Before we knew it, we had spent 10x longer at this booth than any other, asking questions like, “Is this going to be available at Dave & Buster’s? Can we have one of these in our office? Damn, this is intuitive, but how do we drink?” The game worked super well, and was surprisingly a great deal of fun to play. It’s all very fluid — swipe a credit card or insert a coin, pick 1 – 4 players, and be on your way. Normal beer pong mechanics are in play here, but you have a set amount of time (our machine was registered at 60-second games) to sink as many balls in the still-lit cups as possible. All 10 cups begin completely lit at the start of the timer, and once your first ball connects to the rim of any cup, the clock begins winding down until you’ve sunk a ball in every cup and dimmed all the lights, or 60 seconds has passed, whichever comes first. While there is no drinking directly tied to the game (the cups are empty), the booth operator was touting the many different ways patrons and bar owners could tie drinking benefits to the machine. Of those ways included setting particular in-game scores to beat and rewarding patrons with free pitchers of beer. Another way of drinking involved participants bringing a pint of beer to the game, and drinking beside their opponent — every made cup by your opponent is a 1-second chug of beer for themselves. The machine is set to start distributing immediately, and will be in locations as soon as proprietors make the leap to try it out in their establishments. Let’s hope it’s sooner rather than later!

 

Love that they called it beer pong and not Beirut. Pretty sure New England is the only weird place in the world who calls it that. First off, I’m not digging the how close the back of the game is to the cups. A miss is a miss and a shot shouldn’t count because it hit off the backboard and fell in. Next, the challenge of bouncing has always been to catch your opponent off guard or distract them so they can’t block your bounce for 2 cups. Who is blocking the bounce in this game? You just get a freebee bounce WITH a backboard?? Bullshit. Last, what about the one in 500,000 shot that lands between 3 cups? In my house each cup the ball is touching is taken away. Is the game taking that into consideration? Or what about you and your partner making the same cup in consecutive shots? That’s a ‘get off my fuckin table’ according to how I play. I’m assuming that doesn’t apply here. Overall, I think we’re halfway there. Of course it doesn’t beat playing with cheap beer in your own basement but for sanitary reasons at a bar, I’d say this might actually work. New rules pending.

 

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Don’t worry about using your teeth to open a bottle anymore or hold a freezing beer can when it’s 10 degrees outside. In fact, stuff your jacket with a 6 pack and a flask if you want as long as you have the Drinkmaster Hoodie. A little late but I definitely could’ve used this a few times this season and if you’re interested in where to get it, here’s the site MissingInkShop.com. Feel free to tell them CitySubwayCreatures sent you and they’ll have no idea what you’re talking about!

 

Someone Filmed A Butt Chug Over The Weekend

Posted: December 10, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Oh college how I miss thee. Times, however, appear to have changed a little bit. Butt chugging is now a thing as well as stuffing alcohol soaked tampons in your ass. I don’t get it but who am I to judge? This is coming from the guy who smoked chewing tobacco out of a bong for some reason. Anyway, this kid is one hospital visit away from a news press conference to deny he ever had a tube funneling beer into his rectum.

 

As long as the Bears can block for 2 seconds, their offense is gonna score 70. The defense is gonna score 50 and special teams gonna score at least 30!

Safe to say this garbage picker was shooting for the stars a little bit with that bold 150 point prediction. Hope he didn’t bet all his cigarettes on that OVER though since both teams put up a combined score of 19 in one of the most boring NFL games of the week.

80 Year Old Man Does Keg Stand

Posted: November 9, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Clear proof that you can take the man out of college but never take college out of the man. 60 years after graduating and grandpa still has it! Very impressive.

 

This is as dumb as that call in the Seahawks/Packers game.

 

Yep, got a nightstick to the dome about 20 times. Clearly what he deserved but that’s not what bothered me. The dude’s chick who was way too over dramatic for the situation was what really pissed me off. Your man just cracked a police officer in the face in front of a huge crowd at Philly’s Oktoberfest, what did you think was going to happen? The only thing I was waiting for was the overhead zoom out shot of her looking into the sky screaming “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????”

A New, Interesting Way To Open And Drink A Beer

Posted: September 28, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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I wonder what this guys teeth/gums look like?

Why Your 20s Are The Pivotal Time In Your Life

Posted: September 4, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Funny
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For those of you in your 20s who are wondering how to put your life in the right direction, click here.

For those of you who aren’t ready to grow up click here… here… and/or here.