This is as dumb as that call in the Seahawks/Packers game.
This is as dumb as that call in the Seahawks/Packers game.
Imagine one of these things coming at you? I’m from NYC so we don’t get many tornadoes, but when you throw fire into the mix, it’s scarier than finding out you and Rosie O’Donnell are the last two people on Earth and the human race depends on your procreation.
Despite all the injuries they’ve endured, the Giants are playing smash mouth football right now and that streak will continue right into this weekend. Seattle comes to GIANTS STADIUM Sunday where they are 1-6 all time. With not much to offer on either side of the ball, I’m actually surprised they are only receiving 9 points in this game. Expect the G-Men to light up the scoreboard and the defense to have another solid week and if Tuck returns, things might even get uglier. No fucking way do the Giants win this game by less than 9 points and I’m all over the U/O at 43.5.
419 | Seattle Seahawks | +9½ -110 | +350 |
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420 | New York Giants | -9½ -110 | -450 |
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423 | New York Jets | +9 -110 | +350 |
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424 | New England Patriots | -9 -110 | -450 |
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Now this is how you market your product!!!
Let’s face it, the Seattle Seahawks are a frigging joke, and quite honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the last time you ever read about them on the entire web.
But, for being so awful, QB Tavaris Jackson actually won a prize. NuVo condoms are sending him a box of condoms as part of their ‘extra protection’ program.
Jackson was the most sacked (5) QB of week one, so he is the lucky winner.
NuVO plans to keep this campaign up all year.
What a great idea, the last thing we need in this world is for another NFL player to end up with 7 children with women from different states, a la Antonio Cromartie.
Here is a recent Cromartie family Holiday Card: (Don’t be a fool folks, wrap your tool!)