Fire Tornadoes Might Be The Scariest, Coolest Natural Events Ever

 

Imagine one of these things coming at you? I’m from NYC so we don’t get many tornadoes, but when you throw fire into the mix, it’s scarier than finding out you and Rosie O’Donnell are the last two people on Earth and the human race depends on your procreation.

Check Out This Drunk, Flaming Russian

 

Just another Tuesday afternoon in Russia…everyone unemployed, drunk off their asses, listening to “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight.” God what a life it must be! So Sergei over here decides to do some kind of rain dance to make this random fire go out and instead ends up turning his pleather jeans into ass-less chaps. Gotta love the coldness of the Russians as no one even makes an attempt to help him or put the fire out. Russia Spring Break 2012 here we come!