Here’s Lauren Silberman’s Tryout Video For The Jets

 

That’s it! Thanks for coming folks! I wasn’t wrong when I said maybe she would make a good onside/pooch kicker. And please save me the bullshit of well at least she tried and followed through with what she wanted to do. This is the NFL, not Make A Wish Foundation.

Side note: All I could think of was the scene from Heavyweights ‘Get on the scale, get off the scale!’

 

This Is What Happens When You Give A Homeless Bears Fan A Beer And A Camera

 

As long as the Bears can block for 2 seconds, their offense is gonna score 70. The defense is gonna score 50 and special teams gonna score at least 30!

Safe to say this garbage picker was shooting for the stars a little bit with that bold 150 point prediction. Hope he didn’t bet all his cigarettes on that OVER though since both teams put up a combined score of 19 in one of the most boring NFL games of the week.