"People watch from the safety of your phone"
If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!
Do you know what the American version chick who looked like, smelt, and tasted like a double sided dildo would look like? I’m guessing something like this…
Really don’t know how I’ll feel if the ‘Easter Bunny’ brings me a ton of TENGA eggs next year.
Here’s what’s hard for me to understand. Since when were the trains in Asia so empty!? This is what I’m used to seeing over there:
I’m not talking about the octopus lady from The Little Mermaid on the left…I’m talking about the one on the right. Something mesmerizing about her technique that made me think she’s been doing this for years. Summer Olympics could use a pick-me-up so why not Smokeshow Split Racing? I’d watch.
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