Posts Tagged ‘dildo’

And Now For Your Prank Of The Week

Posted: February 25, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Great prank, great results. Even though this guy was probably too drunk to realize what was going on, we luckily have it on camera to remind him…

 

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Don’t Worry Women, Emergency Dildos Are Here

Posted: October 14, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Has there actually ever come a point where a woman has needed a dildo so bad in her vagina that she needs to cram a balloon up there? Don’t worry I’ll wait cause that’s a serious question. Thing looks more like a torture device than anything.

 

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Kid Runs Around Room With Mom’s Massive Dildo

Posted: September 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Think Dennis the Menace here will be laughing in 10 years when he realizes his mom was chasing him around because he was playing hide n’ seek with a dildo bigger than him? I think not. By the way, this might be one of the funniest GIFS I’ve ever made.

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I was watching the presidential debate when they were talking about unemployment and I thought to myself, I don’t think the unemployment rate is THAT bad, right? Well these guys just dick slapped me in the face with that thought. Not only is it bad, but this is what people are doing with their free time. Just hanging out firing vibrators from high powered, specially designed slingshots. My God, we’re all fucked…

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week!

Posted: September 18, 2012 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Do you know what the American version chick who looked like, smelt, and tasted like a double sided dildo would look like? I’m guessing something like this…