"People watch from the safety of your phone"
C’mon dude like we don’t know what’s going on here. The dead giveaway is your O-face every 5 seconds, not to mention the repositioning of the jacket. I wonder how much of that book he was reading at the moment he could actually tell you about.
-Thanks to Meghan for this
If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!
Here’s what’s hard for me to understand. Since when were the trains in Asia so empty!? This is what I’m used to seeing over there:
If you told me there was a brawl with Chinese people in the subway, I would picture a scene from some Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan movie with guys running up walls and flipping off handrails. What is this chaotic bullshit?? Not even a ‘FINISH HIM’ at the end! Come on China, total letdown.
SubwayCreatures 